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Old 02-22-2012, 11:18 AM   #5261
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:01 PM   #5265
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:40 PM   #5266
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All you need is for 209,952,000 people to fart for one second all at the same time!
 
Old 02-22-2012, 03:49 PM   #5267
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If you figure there are 6,840,507,000 people in the world and and assume that each person farts once a day, it is probable that there are already 79,172 people farting every second throughout the entire day.
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:50 PM   #5268
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But they would all have to fart in the same location for it to have any effect?!?
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:36 PM   #5269
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But they would all have to fart in the same location for it to have any effect?!?
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I vote for Pnoon.
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