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Old 09-11-2013, 10:39 AM   #481
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Today, a 12 pack of Coke, easily carried with one arm.



When I was a kid, you needed 2 arms and a trunk of your day's car very nearby.

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Old 09-11-2013, 10:43 AM   #482
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Old 09-11-2013, 10:45 AM   #483
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Old 09-11-2013, 10:47 AM   #484
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One more while on this theme.

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Old 09-11-2013, 10:49 AM   #485
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I know this one.

"Here I come to save the day!"

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One more while on this theme.
I know this one, too.
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Old 09-11-2013, 10:51 AM   #486
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Old 09-11-2013, 10:55 AM   #487
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I know this one.

"Here I come to save the day!"



I know this one, too.
Close but "here I come to save the day" was this guy.

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Old 09-11-2013, 10:56 AM   #488
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But heck if we had a dime when we needed one.
A collect call cost more then than cell phone today, to buy one.
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Old 09-11-2013, 11:01 AM   #489
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Old 09-11-2013, 11:42 AM   #490
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Davey and Goliath!
Very good.
What a down to Earth, never again wholesome show for kids with a positive message.
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Old 09-11-2013, 11:57 AM   #492
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Old 09-11-2013, 12:43 PM   #493
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Today these would likely be classified as dangerous... The only problem with these was stepping on them in the middle of the night
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Floor mounted Hi-Beam switch?
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Floor mounted Hi-Beam switch?
My guess too.
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Push button transmission.
An Edsel?
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Push button transmission.
An Edsel?
I think Dodge had it as well.
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