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Old 05-17-2016, 07:57 PM   #4441
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I guess I need to binge-watch The Red Green Show to brush up on my Canuckian, eh?
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Mackenzie Brothers will work also.
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Old 05-17-2016, 08:36 PM   #4442
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Still on the Canuckistan theme....
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Old 05-17-2016, 08:38 PM   #4443
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Have to admit I did love their coffee when I was up there, double doubles, never had the soup there but heard good things.
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Old 05-17-2016, 09:15 PM   #4444
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Have to admit I did love their coffee when I was up there, double doubles, never had the soup there but heard good things.
Judging by their clientele, the doughnuts must be killer!
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Old 05-18-2016, 11:29 AM   #4446
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Old 05-18-2016, 11:41 AM   #4447
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Never been married huh, Bob? Clearly not because this is a surefire way to get dragged into Nine West shoes and be stuck there for 3 hours.

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Old 05-19-2016, 08:48 AM   #4450
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Never been married huh, Bob? Clearly not because this is a surefire way to get dragged into Nine West shoes and be stuck there for 3 hours.

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"Listless under the sheets? Need a little zip behind your zipper? You need Dong Energy!"

My wife took that picture in Copenhagen; it's a utility company.

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Where do Danish prostitutes get their training?
(Another picture from Copenhagen.)

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Where do Danish prostitutes get their training?
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Be even better if it is a mattress factory.
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