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Old 09-09-2013, 09:26 AM   #1
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I threw that one out for the younger folks...
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Boy was I brutal on these.

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Boy was I brutal on these.

Looks familiar, but I can't quite place it...I may have actually finally been stumped
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Boy was I brutal on these.

Old school sprinkler attachment?
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Old 09-09-2013, 01:42 PM   #7
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Old school sprinkler attachment?
No holes in the bar...
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Boy was I brutal on these.

I saw a few guesses and stumped folks.
Surprised me you guys are stumped but perhaps if flipped on the right side, then attached to an arm, and then that armed carefully placed on a round grooved vinyl spinning at a preset speed and viola............music to your ears.
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I saw a few guesses and stumped folks.
Surprised me you guys are stumped but perhaps if flipped on the right side, then attached to an arm, and then that armed carefully placed on a round grooved vinyl spinning at a preset speed and viola............music to your ears.
Ahhhhhhh...it just got brighter in here. Yes, I destroyed a few of those
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Anyone had one of these (or any of the sets)?
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Nope but that does look really cool.
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Anyone had one of these (or any of the sets)?
I played with those a lot when I was a kid.
Thanks for bringing that one back, Michael.
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I played with those a lot when I was a kid.
Thanks for bringing that one back, Michael.
Had one, too, Peter. I loved this toy. Forgot all about it. Also had a set that made bridges.
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That roll of caps also fit a dart grenade I had. The clank of it hitting the floor was louder than the cap going off.

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I don't think there was a kid in my town that didnt have at least one.

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Can you name it?
Not only can I name it, but I owned a few of them.

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I can still remember this outside my grandmothers side door. There are some places in America, where you can still get this delivered.
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Today, a 12 pack of Coke, easily carried with one arm.



When I was a kid, you needed 2 arms and a trunk of your day's car very nearby.

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