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Old 10-13-2011, 04:49 PM   #4101
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Closed Caption on tonight's Cardinal-Twins game, after a flyball out. Showed up at home on DirecTV, as well as my wife's apartment in Mississippi on Comcast cable.
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:49 AM   #4103
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This is actually my kid. Not exactly brilliant.

So were you the one who lit him on fire?
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:51 AM   #4104
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So were you the one who lit him on fire?

I wonder did you use a soft flame, single flame torch, multiflame torch or matches?
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:14 AM   #4107
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Closed Caption on tonight's Cardinal-Twins game, after a flyball out. Showed up at home on DirecTV, as well as my wife's apartment in Mississippi on Comcast cable.
I'd venture to bet that Tony Plush would approve of that caption.

You must have found it be more of a snoozer than I did. Morgan's still with the Brewers.
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:15 AM   #4108
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All of these are awesome, not sure why the last one is but it is
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I wonder did you use a soft flame, single flame torch, multiflame torch or matches?
Pretty sure he stole my torch. Oh, and his MORE brilliant brother came up with the scheme, lit his brother on fire and took the picture. He's an evil genius, that one. Gotta love teenage boys.
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Because you can only get yellow cake from third-world warlords in Africa.
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All of these are awesome, not sure why the last one is but it is
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I dare you too stare into this image for a few minutes, people start melting!
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Old 10-14-2011, 04:14 PM   #4114
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How did I post pics ????
 
Old 10-14-2011, 04:37 PM   #4115
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How did I post pics ????
FIRST you need the link for the image.
SECOND you need to paste it on the forum so we can see it.

If the image is something you saw online somewhere, you can copy the URL link to it. To do this in firefox, simply right click on the image and select "copy image location".

If the image is on your computer, then you need to upload it to the web first.
www.imgur.com is a great and simple image hosting site.

from the imgur site you can get the URL link to the image, and you can also get the link preformatted with the forum BB code.

To get the image into the forum, one of the buttons on the top post editing bar is for posting an image. just click it and paste in the link. If you got the BB code link from imgur, then it will work here without clicking the button.

No need to get confused by jargon - "BB code" or "forum code" is the code that produces an image. It's the same tags that you add to your posting to make something BOLD or ITALICS or UNDERLINED. (BB stands for Bulletin Board)

for example, If you just paste the link to the image, like this: http://www.jc1701.com/firefly_serenity.jpg
then the forum will display the link, but not the image.

When you wrap the link in the IMG tag, then the forum knows it should display the image as a picture and not a weblink.

here is what the code to do this looks like:
HTML Code:
[IMG]http://www.jc1701.com/firefly_serenity.jpg[/IMG]
(it's not really HTML code, ignore that title)

and this is what you see in your posting if you just write the text above.:




Hope that helps!

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Old 10-14-2011, 04:39 PM   #4116
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[IMG][/IMG]


When Your the first to fall asleep you keep everyone else awake.
 
Old 10-14-2011, 04:47 PM   #4117
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[IMG][/IMG]


When Your the first to fall asleep you keep everyone else awake.
for some reason that makes me think of the Italian version of the Irish toll coins from The Boondock Saints


PS: since you're getting your image URL from imageshack, it already has the forum code, you just need to paste it, no need to click the picture button (that's why you've got the extra IMG text on each side of your image)
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Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Better ????
 
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Better ????
looks good

We're easy going around here, no one's really going to care how things look. Just trying help out where I can
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Old 10-14-2011, 07:01 PM   #4120
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Originally Posted by spectrrr View Post
FIRST you need the link for the image.
SECOND you need to paste it on the forum so we can see it.

If the image is something you saw online somewhere, you can copy the URL link to it. To do this in firefox, simply right click on the image and select "copy image location".

If the image is on your computer, then you need to upload it to the web first.
www.imgur.com is a great and simple image hosting site.

from the imgur site you can get the URL link to the image, and you can also get the link preformatted with the forum BB code.

To get the image into the forum, one of the buttons on the top post editing bar is for posting an image. just click it and paste in the link. If you got the BB code link from imgur, then it will work here without clicking the button.

No need to get confused by jargon - "BB code" or "forum code" is the code that produces an image. It's the same tags that you add to your posting to make something BOLD or ITALICS or UNDERLINED. (BB stands for Bulletin Board)

for example, If you just paste the link to the image, like this: http://www.jc1701.com/firefly_serenity.jpg
then the forum will display the link, but not the image.

When you wrap the link in the IMG tag, then the forum knows it should display the image as a picture and not a weblink.

here is what the code to do this looks like:
HTML Code:
[IMG]http://www.jc1701.com/firefly_serenity.jpg[/IMG]
(it's not really HTML code, ignore that title)

and this is what you see in your posting if you just write the text above.:




Hope that helps!

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