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Yes I am a Pirate
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
Posts: 2,776
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If so, then: "We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women... "
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Adjusting to the Life
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The Santa Clause
"Merry Christmas, ya' animal."
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around |
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Angels with dirty faces
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Adjusting to the Life
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Mřřse bites can be nasty
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Talk about pissing money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Friend: You got to play with her before you lay her. XXX: For how long? Friend: Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman. XXX: How long with your wife? Friend: Thirty seconds. XXX: Lucky!
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Adjusting to the Life
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![]() Everything You Wanted to Know About S*x. ![]() *BOOM* "You guys see the size of that ****-a-doodle god-dam-doo?!" *BOOM*
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around |
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Have My Own Room
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Young guns?
My advice to you is start drinking heavily.
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Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets. |
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Animal House.
"What will it be, Bernard? Drive your car into the lake, or get a dislocated elbow?"
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Article 4 Free Inhabitant
Join Date: Jan 2013
First Name: The Other Adam
Location: Satellite Beach
Posts: 14,787
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![]() Shot in the dark here..... BILLY JACK "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!" |
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Adjusting to the Life
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The Santa Clause
"...Until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You're not even human-f***-beings! You are nothing but unorganized, grabastic pieces of amphibian s**t!!"
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around |
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Resident Maduro Whore!!
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"Ty Cobb wanted to play, but none of us could stand the son-of-a-b*tch when we were alive, so we told him to stick it!"
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King of Rants
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"You have my sympathies *smiles*" Ignore this post. Tom beat me
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“When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Field of Dreams.
![]() "We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Sorry, Jason.
![]() ![]() "We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Bunion
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I thought you were dead. Not hardly.
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Life is for living
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Big Jake
Joe don't get no sugar in his coffee, he just gets water poured over the grounds.
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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Keeping the coffee theme alive Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee, today she gives me a large black coffee only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar.
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Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets. |
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