Silly cigar names - Page 2

cobra03 · 12-30-2012, 03:09 PM

I have to go with 7-20-4 The Gagger. As if a 6x60 cigar needs any help being more phallic.

omowasu · 12-30-2012, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

My Uzi Weighs A Ton
One Shot One Kill
Tramp Stamp
Jock Itch
Yeast Infection.

OK. I made up the last two but it wouldn't surprise me if someone made a cigar with those names

Add to this list:
- Honey and Hand Grenades
--Rapier
--Shiv
--Shank (all named after prison weapons apparently)

- Romeo y Julieta Havoc

- Quesada Q D'etat (sp?)
-- Howitzer
-- Molotov
-- Daga

jluck · 12-30-2012, 05:08 PM

Bare knuckle

Scottw · 12-30-2012, 05:15 PM

Hesitant Pirate.

Bleez · 12-30-2012, 05:20 PM

Erin Go Bragh

dave · 12-31-2012, 07:28 AM

Humo Jaguar....I know there's a cigar history behind it. But, I just think that Hetero Jaguar should get equal billing

Blak Smyth · 12-31-2012, 07:34 AM

I think tramp stamp is the worst one I have ever heard of...

363 · 12-31-2012, 08:00 AM

Isn't there the Cromagus Knuckle Dragger

Don Fernando · 12-31-2012, 08:08 AM

Colon .....

Also the Oktoberfest uber is a terrible name as 'uber' is still a bit of a tained word since WWII

MajorCaptSilly · 12-31-2012, 09:46 AM

Diesel
Bareknuckle
The new Pokemon series from Pete Johnson
Ricola
Wheat Germ
Ore Ida
Flagpole Sitta
Treat Williams
Don Kirshner's Cigar Concert
Grape Nuts

MCS

12-31-2012, 09:53 AM

Worst of all time Cromagnon Slobberknocker!

pnoon · 12-31-2012, 10:37 AM

Honey & Hand Grenade

Skull Breaker

RevSmoke · 12-31-2012, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

I'm waiting on the release of the Dirty Bastard.

Nope, that's a beer.

Founders Dirty Bastard

Here's the info:

So good it’s almost wrong. Dark ruby in color and brewed with seven varieties of imported malts. Complex in finish, with hints of smoke and peat, paired with a malty richness and a right hook of hop power to give it the bad attitude that a beer named Dirty Bastard has to live up to. Ain’t for the wee lads.
ABV: 8.5%
IBUs: 50
Availability: Year-round

markem · 12-31-2012, 01:44 PM

"Papas Fritas" means french fries.

yourchoice · 12-31-2012, 03:10 PM

Pimp Stick

shilala · 12-31-2012, 03:36 PM

My Uzi Weighs A Ton is the silliest I can think of offhand.

RobR1205 · 12-31-2012, 03:41 PM

Raji's Untimely Demise!

omowasu · 12-31-2012, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Honey & Hand Grenade

Skull Breaker

Surrogates Bone Crusher

Room 101 Namakubi anything

Lars Tetens 24a69.com
Lars Tetens Gorilla Finger

RoMa Cromagnon Atlatl

The list could go on and on...

cmitch · 12-31-2012, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

"Papas Fritas" means french fries.

It means 'daddy's fries'. I have a Frita Papa under the cabinet, also known as a fry daddy.

cmitch · 12-31-2012, 07:33 PM

If I started a cigar line, I'd call it Tetanus and my first release would be the Lockjaw.

Quote:

Originally Posted by whodeeni

Worst of all time Cromagnon Slobberknocker

I vote this #1!

12-30-2012, 03:09 PM	#21
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12-31-2012, 09:53 AM	#31
whodeeni Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Silly cigar names Worst of all time Cromagnon Slobberknocker! Last edited by pnoon; 12-31-2012 at 10:01 AM.

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