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Old 02-26-2010, 01:07 PM   #21
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You old goats probably remember pics of Jackie O on The Christina.
Hell, I remember her in the White House.


Anyone know where I can get some whale foreskin? I'm thinking of remodeling the bathroom and a whale foreskin toilet seat would be just the ticket!
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:04 PM   #22
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Hell, I remember her in the White House.


Anyone know where I can get some whale foreskin? I'm thinking of remodeling the bathroom and a whale foreskin toilet seat would be just the ticket!
I'd be careful with the toilet seat idea....you might accidentally over excite the seat by moving around too much and then it's game over man.
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:10 PM   #23
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:26 PM   #24
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So, instead of neatsfoot oil, do you treat these with smegma?
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:31 PM   #25
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Well considering a whale penis can be 20 feet long I am pretty sure that the foreskin is big enough for more than one stool.
Should we be scared that you know this?
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Old 02-26-2010, 03:56 PM   #26
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I'd be careful with the toilet seat idea....you might accidentally over excite the seat by moving around too much and then it's game over man.
Yeah, on second thought probably not a good idea. I'd get the blame every time the seat was up.............



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Old 02-26-2010, 04:25 PM   #27
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You don't know comfort until your butt naked drinking scotch while sitting on a whale foreskin.....

I'll take your word for it, brother.
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:31 PM   #28
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Default Re: This is just a bit bizarre.

This is one case where "This Thread is Better Without Pics."
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:36 PM   #29
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Old 02-26-2010, 05:47 PM   #31
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OMG!!!

That's a whale of a tale!!!
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