Dealing with Smoking Nazis - Page 2

MajorCaptSilly · 10-25-2009, 07:18 PM

I sing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

MCS

dox47 · 10-26-2009, 06:13 AM

So, you'd all approve the use of my "SteamPunk SpecOps Rifle" on them?

Blueface · 10-26-2009, 08:37 AM

maybe this is the way to get even with them and freak them out.

Dux · 10-26-2009, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I sing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

MCS

dox47 · 10-26-2009, 09:50 PM

I say we give them a new no smoking symbol to more accurately reflect their attitudes and beliefs:

Starscream · 10-25-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin5

If you can't mess with their heads, then you're not trying hard enough.

I don't know why, but that statement reminded me of the Red Green Show.

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

hotreds · 10-25-2009, 08:47 PM

Veritas · 10-26-2009, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

Or maybe a true Seattle classic, "I feel that you are discriminating against be based on hate, please take your hate elsewhere."

This is perfect for Seattle.

RJK18 · 10-26-2009, 07:28 AM

I like to smile and tell them that I like their opinion less than they like my smoke

Skywalker · 10-26-2009, 07:40 AM

replicant_argent · 10-26-2009, 07:43 AM

Indy should have had a cigar in his mug on screen.

theonlybear4CORT · 10-26-2009, 07:44 AM

borndead1 · 10-26-2009, 07:58 AM

If it's a woman doing the complaining, tell her that the smell of her perfume bothers you, and that you will gladly extinguish your cigar if she will go wash off her perfume.

10-26-2009, 08:08 AM

I try to be polite, but still stand my ground. If I am in a place that allows smoking and was there frist, I will kindly remind them of that. If they continue with their foolishness, I will kindly insert my foot in their ass. If they are rude when the approach me, I skip step 1.

ade06 · 10-26-2009, 09:18 AM

While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

roughrider · 10-26-2009, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ade06

While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

Haha.

The Poet · 10-26-2009, 04:23 PM

When someone mentions my cigar smoke to me, I have two stock responses:

If they say "That smells good" I reply "Want one?"

If they say "That stinks" I reply "So do your manners."

This seems to work.

On a further note, you get the health nuts that say "Don't you know that's bad for your health?" To them I say "Sticking your nose in someone else's business is also." That normally shuts their yaps, quick.

10-25-2009, 07:18 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I sing this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

10-26-2009, 06:13 AM	#2
dox47 Mad Machinist Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Vince Location: Seattle(ish) Posts: 30 Trading: (0)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis So, you'd all approve the use of my "SteamPunk SpecOps Rifle" on them?

10-26-2009, 08:37 AM	#3
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis maybe this is the way to get even with them and freak them out. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-26-2009, 09:50 PM	#5
dox47 Mad Machinist Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Vince Location: Seattle(ish) Posts: 30 Trading: (0)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I say we give them a new no smoking symbol to more accurately reflect their attitudes and beliefs:

10-25-2009, 08:47 PM	#7
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,672 Trading: (63)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

10-26-2009, 07:28 AM	#9
RJK18 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Rob Location: LI NY Posts: 195 Trading: (16)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I like to smile and tell them that I like their opinion less than they like my smoke

10-26-2009, 07:40 AM	#10
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-26-2009, 07:43 AM	#11
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis Indy should have had a cigar in his mug on screen. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

10-26-2009, 07:44 AM	#12
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis

10-26-2009, 07:58 AM	#13
borndead1 Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 1,375 Trading: (7)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis If it's a woman doing the complaining, tell her that the smell of her perfume bothers you, and that you will gladly extinguish your cigar if she will go wash off her perfume. __________________ None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

10-26-2009, 08:08 AM	#14
The EVP Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I try to be polite, but still stand my ground. If I am in a place that allows smoking and was there frist, I will kindly remind them of that. If they continue with their foolishness, I will kindly insert my foot in their ass. If they are rude when the approach me, I skip step 1.

10-26-2009, 09:18 AM	#15
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

10-26-2009, 04:23 PM	#17
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis When someone mentions my cigar smoke to me, I have two stock responses: If they say "That smells good" I reply "Want one?" If they say "That stinks" I reply "So do your manners." This seems to work. On a further note, you get the health nuts that say "Don't you know that's bad for your health?" To them I say "Sticking your nose in someone else's business is also." That normally shuts their yaps, quick.