A Gorillafinger takes out several of the VA peeps

[loki]

that thing should be outlawed as an act of biochemical warfare

[HK3-]

Originally Posted by loki

that thing should be outlawed as an act of biochemical warfare

That bad huh? What smell would you compare it to? Burning flesh?

[kelmac07]

Kmart perfume for teenagers...3 gallons on sale for $ 1.99!!!!

[akakirby]

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Kmart perfume for teenagers...3 gallons on sale for $ 1.99!!!!

that is a good description of the smell!!!!

[TanithT]

Originally Posted by HK3-

That bad huh? What smell would you compare it to? Burning flesh?

Here is a good description. The predominant notes in this cigar are a combination of cheap perfume, your grandmother's arthritis cream and a chemical toilet, with the subtle and delicate undertones of used cat litter, hair spray and vintage 1980's car freshener.

Mmmm, tasty.

[kelmac07]

Don't forget that it comes with it's own urinal cake to keep it "fresh".

[TanithT]

Dip an open box of Cremosas in an unflushed chemical toilet, dump a liter of cheap perfume and Vicks VapoRub in the box, then let it age in your cat's litter box with a couple of wet urinal cakes to keep it company. That should give you a pretty good idea. Don't forget to only use distilled urine though.

[loki]

Originally Posted by TanithT

Dip an open box of Cremosas in an unflushed chemical toilet, dump a liter of cheap perfume and Vicks VapoRub in the box, then let it age in your cat's litter box with a couple of wet urinal cakes to keep it company. That should give you a pretty good idea. Don't forget to only use distilled urine though.

clearly, you don't want mold

[Savvy]

Haha I'm glad other people are getting taken out by these. I thought Tony and I would have been the last at the Amsterdam herf. Glad to see more pain dealt out by the Tulip Twins on their trip to the States.

[Volt]

Originally Posted by HK3-

Wonder where that gorilla put his finger before you smoked it?

Thanks for taking one for the team!

I gotta try one of these now along with the other nasty smokes floating around.

I'll pay $1:50 to see you snorkle it.... That will be fun to watch.

[Col. Kurtz]

Gents, Video review posted here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOZZjDwmik

"It had a nice floral flavor in the beginning, but that, was like, muted by an enormous amount of crap."

[kelmac07]

Jerry...great video!! Emphasis on CRAP!!!

[kaisersozei]

I liked the Spanish cigar rant

[TanithT]

"It's kind of like roses....but with TURDS."

Spanish cigar rant FTW.

[spectrrr]

hmmmmmmm now I'm interested in trying this cigar, hopefully the twins have got one left for a PPP on Saturday

(I smoked a Gurkah on Tuesday, how much worse can this thing be?)

[Savvy]

Originally Posted by spectrrr

hmmmmmmm now I'm interested in trying this cigar, hopefully the twins have got one left for a PPP on Saturday

(I smoked a Gurkah on Tuesday, how much worse can this thing be?)

MUCH MUCH WORSE!

I've had Gurkha's and while I'm not a fan of the brand, I'd smoke a box of Gurkha's in a day to avoid having to smoke another Gorilla Finger haha. I have never had a cigar make me feel sick like the GF did...

[imthegoal]

Here is a description of this nasty thing.

http://www.voncigars.com/2007/07/gor...ool-smoke.html

As a side note found another interesting looking smoke when surfing the web for info on the gorilla finger

http://www.texascigarbrothers.com/the-*****-cigar.html

[Col. Kurtz]

I googled Lars a little bit. Kinda reminds me of a guy that would buy up a lot of cigar forums and merge them. Or he's the world's most interesting man, a Legend.

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[kelmac07]

Right from the link...
"Crazy-man Lars Tetens describes his own cigars as "mystical--they cannot be described by words--they must be experienced."

Ain't that the truth!!!! LOL!!!

[TanithT]

I may actually try this Lars Tetens recipe to see if I can possibly make a bad stick smell any worse, and bring the results to the next herf. *evil grin*