I lost a dear close friend last night - Page 2

lightning9191 · 05-21-2009, 06:17 PM

Funny stuff there!

KidRock · 05-21-2009, 06:19 PM

Andrew,

Your Ronson and my Vortech lighters are in a better place where there is no pain or discomfort.

taltos · 05-21-2009, 06:24 PM

Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris.

Emjaysmash · 05-21-2009, 06:31 PM

My Ronson has been with me for 2 years so far...

Im sorry to hear of your loss...I saw another one the other day...maybe he'll find his way to you...

DPD6030 · 05-21-2009, 06:37 PM

I grieved with a 06 Cohiba Pyramid and a homemade mojito. Made me feel better that's for sure

jjirons69 · 05-21-2009, 07:09 PM

It's a more fitting burial than Spooble's toss off the penthouse balcony to the pool cabana roof.

14holestogie · 05-21-2009, 08:37 PM

You poor, poor man.

Bruzee · 05-21-2009, 08:43 PM

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life I can never get back reading this thread.

Sailchaser · 05-21-2009, 08:45 PM

Andrew,

I blew off a ceremonial salutes of the cannon tonight and I lined up all my lighters in formation. Then we threw a wreath in to the canal to finish off the ceremony. Of course we were all formally dressed.
It was a hard day but together we can all make it through the day.
Pictures will be on the news tonight at 11

By the way I have a drawer of them if you need one let me know

dunng · 05-21-2009, 08:59 PM

Sorry for your loss. Mine normally go MIA...

taltos · 05-21-2009, 09:22 PM

I can't match Chris and fire a cannon to mourn your loss but I did light off a

with one of my Ronsons in honor of your lost comrade. Hang tough little fella and you will get over this loss.

CBI_2 · 05-21-2009, 09:29 PM

Your a crazy man Andrew. I guess that's why your in the asylum.

05-21-2009, 10:22 PM

The best thing about a Ronson is that they are a huge family and you can go out and get another one that will do the same thing your old one did. I bought the whole family when I bought my first one,,,all 12 of them and I am still using the first one. The others sit around a whine about when it is going to be their turn and it gets rather annoying so I had to put the rest in the bottom drawer with a promise that at some point I will use them,,,but only one at a time and it could be a long long time. They all Boo'd me and I closed the drawer.

Fishbeadtwo · 05-22-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris.

Now thats some funny chit there........funny and oh so true......

GodOfFire · 05-22-2009, 02:07 AM

"It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke. "

That's it I may just have to buy me a Ronson now. I had never heard of them till this forum. I like my xikar but man this forum shows more than alittle love to the Ronson.

05-22-2009, 02:17 AM

The Ronson may be in Heaven, but isn't fire better suited to Hell?

*laughs evilly*

My condolences otherwise, sir

Ahbroody · 05-22-2009, 03:39 AM

Im that one Ahole who is always making noise during the moment of silence

RevSmoke · 05-22-2009, 06:43 AM

I begin prayers for you and the family as I read the subject line and am going to post, and then...

... it is your lighter.

longknocker · 05-22-2009, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030

That's right. Last night while at a herf hosted by KenS at his home I lost my dear Ronson jet-lite. The button no longer clicked to ignite. I decided that since it's been with me about a year or a bit longer that I'd give it the proper burial. Please take a moment of silence and remember Ronson.

He was a good friend and I know you had many fond memories of him, Andrew! May he rest in peace after his final light!

G G · 05-22-2009, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

Andrew, you are so far up stream that the last salmon that you saw was waving bye bye. Your material here is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.

05-21-2009, 06:17 PM	#21
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Funny stuff there! __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

05-21-2009, 06:19 PM	#22
KidRock Moped Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Michigan Posts: 947 Trading: (17)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Andrew, Your Ronson and my Vortech lighters are in a better place where there is no pain or discomfort. __________________ Moped Herf Crew 11

05-21-2009, 06:24 PM	#23
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-21-2009, 06:31 PM	#24
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night My Ronson has been with me for 2 years so far... Im sorry to hear of your loss...I saw another one the other day...maybe he'll find his way to you... __________________

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DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night I grieved with a 06 Cohiba Pyramid and a homemade mojito. Made me feel better that's for sure

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jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night It's a more fitting burial than Spooble's toss off the penthouse balcony to the pool cabana roof. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

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Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night I just wasted 5 minutes of my life I can never get back reading this thread. __________________

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Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Andrew, I blew off a ceremonial salutes of the cannon tonight and I lined up all my lighters in formation. Then we threw a wreath in to the canal to finish off the ceremony. Of course we were all formally dressed. It was a hard day but together we can all make it through the day. Pictures will be on the news tonight at 11 By the way I have a drawer of them if you need one let me know __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

05-21-2009, 08:59 PM	#30
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Sorry for your loss. Mine normally go MIA... __________________ MassHole Banter

05-21-2009, 09:22 PM	#31
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night I can't match Chris and fire a cannon to mourn your loss but I did light off a with one of my Ronsons in honor of your lost comrade. Hang tough little fella and you will get over this loss. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-21-2009, 09:29 PM	#32
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Your a crazy man Andrew. I guess that's why your in the asylum. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

05-21-2009, 10:22 PM	#33
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night The best thing about a Ronson is that they are a huge family and you can go out and get another one that will do the same thing your old one did. I bought the whole family when I bought my first one,,,all 12 of them and I am still using the first one. The others sit around a whine about when it is going to be their turn and it gets rather annoying so I had to put the rest in the bottom drawer with a promise that at some point I will use them,,,but only one at a time and it could be a long long time. They all Boo'd me and I closed the drawer.

05-22-2009, 02:07 AM	#35
GodOfFire Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jackie Location: Georgia Posts: 287 Trading: (10)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night "It went like this: Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke. " That's it I may just have to buy me a Ronson now. I had never heard of them till this forum. I like my xikar but man this forum shows more than alittle love to the Ronson.

05-22-2009, 02:17 AM	#36
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night The Ronson may be in Heaven, but isn't fire better suited to Hell? laughs evilly My condolences otherwise, sir

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Ahbroody Daddy x 4 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: San Jose Posts: 3,708 Trading: (53)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Im that one Ahole who is always making noise during the moment of silence

05-22-2009, 06:43 AM	#38
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night I begin prayers for you and the family as I read the subject line and am going to post, and then... ... it is your lighter. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"