Let's talk about gnomes... - Page 2

BlackDog · 05-02-2009, 07:41 AM

Give the gnome one of these to keep it company.

CBI_2 · 05-02-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Emjaysmash

I think he's trying to bewitch you. Take this Punch Cutter of Anti-Bewitchment. It gives you a +3 modifier to your save vs. spell!

ucla695 · 05-02-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by dunng

There goes that idea. I'm a parrothead so I'll have to use parrots and make sure they're perched somewhere high where the gnomes can't get to them. Tiki Bar perhaps.

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Originally Posted by kzm007

Lop a hole into the back of his head and use him discreetly for a backup Stinky.

Ooh, I like this idea. Tons of possibilities there.

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Originally Posted by Emjaysmash

I think he's trying to bewitch you. Take this Punch Cutter of Anti-Bewitchment. It gives you a +3 modifier to your save vs. spell!

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Originally Posted by taltos

Gnomes only smoke Cremosas. This is why they are so mean and dangerous.

Man, I guess I'm going to have to post a WTB Cremosas thread.

ucla695 · 05-02-2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by gnukfu

Lisa, my wife, has decided she likes gnomes. I have gnomes all over the yard, a gnome bench arrived yesterday, but I do love my Red Sox gnome!....reminds me of Dustin Pedroia!

I could live with a Sox gnome!

Has Dustin made the jump from gnomedome to the humanity?

Ranger_B · 05-02-2009, 10:06 AM

I say embrace the gnome. Poor it a drink give it a cigar and befriend it. Then once you have let him feel he is part of the family introduce him to your other friends the termites.

Emjaysmash · 05-02-2009, 11:09 AM

This might help too...

cort · 05-02-2009, 01:11 PM

Nice thread Mike.

I have a smokin gnome out back. It's not colored so hes not to scary. He just sits there smokin on his pipe all day mindin his own business. I always wonder what he is doing while I am at work??

ucla695 · 05-02-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gwc4sc

Nice thread Mike.

I have a smokin gnome out back. It's not colored so hes not to scary. He just sits there smokin on his pipe all day mindin his own business. I always wonder what he is doing while I am at work??

This little guy has a shovel. That's the scary part. What's he going to bury? ? Me? I think they just sit there waiting to be activated and will attack us all!!! It'll be a special on TV...."When good gnomes go bad."

WildBlueSooner · 05-02-2009, 02:16 PM

I had a bad dream about this one

gnukfu · 05-02-2009, 04:54 PM

This is the one I have!!!

dunng · 05-02-2009, 07:49 PM

I think I need this one...

05-02-2009, 10:34 PM

Careful around those gnomes, they like to steal underpants

05-02-2009, 11:45 PM

Just hope it's not the beggining of a collection!

ucla695 · 05-03-2009, 01:14 AM

I'm afraid it is, but look at this...

This Steel Curtain gnomey should be able to the other guy in check.

That is until he turns on me. They still creep me out.

cort · 05-09-2009, 11:10 AM

This is Gary's gnome. I buried him in the backyard and now I am the man of the house. Once you other gnomes finish your part in taking over the world post it here.

All Hail Gnomitron

SeanGAR · 05-09-2009, 12:29 PM

Gnomes are good eatin'.

Here is some Filipino gnome on the grill. I first simmer the gnome meat for a couple of hours in a court bouillon then grill with some mesquite wood.

You haven't lived until you've had mesquite grilled gnome.

I don't know much about the legality of importing gnome meat from the Philippines ... I haven't had an order nabbed by USDA inspectors yet :-). From what I understand, they just send you a notice that your gnome is illegal since it has not been processed in a USDA inspected plant .. and take the meat to the next USDA herf no doubt..

md4958 · 05-09-2009, 12:55 PM

I just dress up Bao in a pointed hat and shoes and tell him to stand in the garden.

ucla695 · 05-09-2009, 01:07 PM

They're starting to come after us....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Gnomes are good eatin'.

Here is some Filipino gnome on the grill. I first simmer the gnome meat for a couple of hours in a court bouillon then grill with some mesquite wood.

You haven't lived until you've had mesquite grilled gnome.

I don't know much about the legality of importing gnome meat from the Philippines ... I haven't had an order nabbed by USDA inspectors yet :-). From what I understand, they just send you a notice that your gnome is illegal since it has not been processed in a USDA inspected plant .. and take the meat to the next USDA herf no doubt..

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Originally Posted by md4958

I just dress up Bao in a pointed hat and shoes and tell him to stand in the garden.

05-02-2009, 07:41 AM	#21
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05-02-2009, 10:06 AM	#25
Ranger_B Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Frank Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,321 Trading: (31)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... I say embrace the gnome. Poor it a drink give it a cigar and befriend it. Then once you have let him feel he is part of the family introduce him to your other friends the termites.

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cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... Nice thread Mike. I have a smokin gnome out back. It's not colored so hes not to scary. He just sits there smokin on his pipe all day mindin his own business. I always wonder what he is doing while I am at work??

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ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... I'm afraid it is, but look at this... This Steel Curtain gnomey should be able to the other guy in check. That is until he turns on me. They still creep me out.

05-09-2009, 11:10 AM	#35
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... This is Gary's gnome. I buried him in the backyard and now I am the man of the house. Once you other gnomes finish your part in taking over the world post it here. All Hail Gnomitron

05-09-2009, 12:29 PM	#36
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... Gnomes are good eatin'. Here is some Filipino gnome on the grill. I first simmer the gnome meat for a couple of hours in a court bouillon then grill with some mesquite wood. You haven't lived until you've had mesquite grilled gnome. I don't know much about the legality of importing gnome meat from the Philippines ... I haven't had an order nabbed by USDA inspectors yet :-). From what I understand, they just send you a notice that your gnome is illegal since it has not been processed in a USDA inspected plant .. and take the meat to the next USDA herf no doubt.. __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

05-09-2009, 12:55 PM	#37
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... I just dress up Bao in a pointed hat and shoes and tell him to stand in the garden. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.