ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess - Page 2

03-29-2009, 02:36 PM

I wonder how much time has gone between the two pictures of the hooker. She looked pretty in the first one and skaggly in the second. She has face fractures and lacerations now, so she must look a lot worse.
The average life expectancy for a hooker is not that good.

elderboy02 · 03-29-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

I wonder how much time has gone between the two pictures of the hooker. She looked pretty in the first one and skaggly in the second. She has face fractures and lacerations now, so she must look a lot worse.
The average life expectancy for a hooker is not that good.

Meth is a hell of a drug. I don't know why you would kiss a hooker.

Tenor CS · 03-29-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

Meth is a hell of a drug. I don't know why you would kiss a hooker.

He really wanted to find out what the hype was about this herpes thing.

Nabinger16 · 03-29-2009, 02:57 PM

The article states they are from arrests in 2008 and 2005. I don't know which booking photo is from what year, but she either let herself go or refined with age.

BigFrank · 03-29-2009, 04:20 PM

rofl

jonharky · 03-29-2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kaisersozei

She looks awfully happy in the right picture!!

03-29-2009, 05:44 PM

Or high.
Three years gone by and she looks ten years older.

Drazzil · 03-29-2009, 05:54 PM

Actually, if you look into it, the Shamwow guy isint a bad fellow. He was a big time Scientologist until he made a movie they didn't like, and they started screwing with his life. He came back from total financial ruin to become a successful pitchman. A lot of the shamwow proceeds goes towards fighting the destructive cult that is scientology.

Tenor CS · 03-29-2009, 05:57 PM

I wonder if the ShamWow is any good at sopping up hooker blood.

Smokin Gator · 03-29-2009, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Drazzil

Actually, if you look into it, the Shamwow guy isint a bad fellow. He was a big time Scientologist until he made a movie they didn't like, and they started screwing with his life. He came back from total financial ruin to become a successful pitchman. A lot of the shamwow proceeds goes towards fighting the destructive cult that is scientology.

But he kissed a hooker

smitdavi · 03-29-2009, 07:12 PM

Man if he got beat up that good...you think she has an extra appendage lol

DPD6030 · 03-29-2009, 07:36 PM

I always thought he was a little bit fruity. Was it a male prostitute or a transvestite?

hotreds · 03-29-2009, 07:39 PM

You following me, camera man?!

omowasu · 03-29-2009, 08:45 PM

He was also hawking the "Slap Chop", a rehash of the quick-chop machines from a few years ago that promised to quickly chop all kinds of foods, but eventually failed from bent blades, etc...

Wow, both the "Sham Wow" and "Slap Chop" names could be applied to this scenario in so many different ways. I think Ill take the high road on this one!

03-29-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jonharky

She looks awfully happy in the right picture!!

Yeah, I thought that was pretty weird too.

He looks like he has aged a LOT.

TideRoll · 03-29-2009, 10:02 PM

I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

03-29-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TideRoll

I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

And a video tape!!

lightning9191 · 03-29-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TideRoll

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

I can't imagine paying for sex...

03-29-2009, 02:36 PM	#21
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess I wonder how much time has gone between the two pictures of the hooker. She looked pretty in the first one and skaggly in the second. She has face fractures and lacerations now, so she must look a lot worse. The average life expectancy for a hooker is not that good.

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Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess The article states they are from arrests in 2008 and 2005. I don't know which booking photo is from what year, but she either let herself go or refined with age.

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03-29-2009, 05:44 PM	#27
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess Or high. Three years gone by and she looks ten years older.

03-29-2009, 05:54 PM	#28
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess Actually, if you look into it, the Shamwow guy isint a bad fellow. He was a big time Scientologist until he made a movie they didn't like, and they started screwing with his life. He came back from total financial ruin to become a successful pitchman. A lot of the shamwow proceeds goes towards fighting the destructive cult that is scientology.

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Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess I wonder if the ShamWow is any good at sopping up hooker blood. __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

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smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess Man if he got beat up that good...you think she has an extra appendage lol

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DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess I always thought he was a little bit fruity. Was it a male prostitute or a transvestite?

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omowasu Fell ROTT Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Scott II Location: Chicago Posts: 288 Trading: (3)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess He was also hawking the "Slap Chop", a rehash of the quick-chop machines from a few years ago that promised to quickly chop all kinds of foods, but eventually failed from bent blades, etc... Wow, both the "Sham Wow" and "Slap Chop" names could be applied to this scenario in so many different ways. I think Ill take the high road on this one! __________________ If I had something smart to say, I would definitely put it here.

03-29-2009, 10:02 PM	#36
TideRoll It is what it is. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: North of the 'Ham Posts: 154 Trading: (5)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore... I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me. But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol. And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit. __________________ “If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride, and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.” - Paul W. Bryant