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07-16-2022, 01:47 PM | #22 |
Ditat Deus
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Re: Smoke Rings
same with onion rings and haikus
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07-22-2022, 05:57 PM | #27 | |
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Re: Smoke Rings
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The Flat(ulent)ch Man by, Todd Jerabek sing it to the tune of the Beatles song: The Tax Man As food works in digestive tract, He cannot help but produce gas. ...cause... CHORUS: ... he’s the flatch man, Oh, oh, he’s the flatch man.. Give him baked beans he’ll eat them all, And later still he’ll clear the hall. ...cause... CHORUS German sausage mit sauerkraut, Will surely make his buttocks shout. ...cause... CHORUS A crowded room he’ll violate, When gaseous fumes from him escape. ...cause... CHORUS When forced too hard to flatulate, A greasy stain will permeate, … cause… CHORUS When gas mixes with open flame, Burning pants seams will water tame, …cause… CHORUS When gas he tries to slowly leak, His nickname now is thunder cheeks, …cause… CHORUS Courteousness and common sense, Would be to leave till gas is spent, ...not for the flatch man, ...oh, oh, he’s the flatch man...
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07-22-2022, 06:58 PM | #28 | |
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Re: Smoke Rings
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07-24-2022, 09:13 AM | #29 |
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Re: Smoke Rings
Is Brother Todd telling me that smoke rings are just tooting one's own horn?
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