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Old 07-16-2022, 01:37 PM   #21
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woohoo, The Poet will regret the day he posted this nonsense. LOL
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Old 07-16-2022, 01:47 PM   #22
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What does that have to do with smoke rings? Not a gosh damned thing....
same with onion rings and haikus
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Old 07-16-2022, 02:20 PM   #23
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I have cohorts, or at least One Cohort.
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Old 07-16-2022, 03:50 PM   #24
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"Do you remembah Smoke Rings? Pepperidge Fahms remembahs."
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I will be a cowhore, Greg.
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Old 07-17-2022, 10:34 AM   #26
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I will be a cowhore, Greg.
Should have seen that coming a mile away.
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I find that limericks are best in this situation

Sitting with the Queen having tea,
She asked, "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
Said, "Do you sneeze when you sh!t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.


What does that have to do with smoke rings? Not a gosh damned thing....
I think this is the new "poetry" thread. Not sure this qualifies as poetry as it was just some silliness I thunk up one day as my boys and I were pondering one of life more comical moments. (you can blame Tom for putting it in my mind again) No, I do not use the song as a closing hymn.

The Flat(ulent)ch Man
by, Todd Jerabek

sing it to the tune of the Beatles song: The Tax Man

As food works in digestive tract,
He cannot help but produce gas.
...cause... CHORUS: ... he’s the flatch man,
Oh, oh, he’s the flatch man..

Give him baked beans he’ll eat them all,
And later still he’ll clear the hall.
...cause... CHORUS

German sausage mit sauerkraut,
Will surely make his buttocks shout.
...cause... CHORUS

A crowded room he’ll violate,
When gaseous fumes from him escape.
...cause... CHORUS

When forced too hard to flatulate,
A greasy stain will permeate,
… cause… CHORUS

When gas mixes with open flame,
Burning pants seams will water tame,
…cause… CHORUS

When gas he tries to slowly leak,
His nickname now is thunder cheeks,
…cause… CHORUS

Courteousness and common sense,
Would be to leave till gas is spent,
...not for the flatch man,
...oh, oh, he’s the flatch man...
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I think this is the new "poetry" thread. Not sure this qualifies as poetry as it was just some silliness I thunk up one day as my boys and I were pondering one of life more comical moments. (you can blame Tom for putting it in my mind again) No, I do not use the song as a closing hymn.

The Flat(ulent)ch Man
by, Todd Jerabek

sing it to the tune of the Beatles song: The Tax Man

As food works in digestive tract,
He cannot help but produce gas.
...cause... CHORUS: ... he’s the flatch man,
Oh, oh, he’s the flatch man..

Give him baked beans he’ll eat them all,
And later still he’ll clear the hall.
...cause... CHORUS

German sausage mit sauerkraut,
Will surely make his buttocks shout.
...cause... CHORUS

A crowded room he’ll violate,
When gaseous fumes from him escape.
...cause... CHORUS

When forced too hard to flatulate,
A greasy stain will permeate,
… cause… CHORUS

When gas mixes with open flame,
Burning pants seams will water tame,
…cause… CHORUS

When gas he tries to slowly leak,
His nickname now is thunder cheeks,
…cause… CHORUS

Courteousness and common sense,
Would be to leave till gas is spent,
...not for the flatch man,
...oh, oh, he’s the flatch man...
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Old 07-24-2022, 09:13 AM   #29
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Is Brother Todd telling me that smoke rings are just tooting one's own horn?
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