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Old 07-16-2010, 03:08 PM   #21
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Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains ()
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made?

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:10 PM   #22
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:21 PM   #23
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anything with Steven Seagal, I can not stand his movies
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:32 PM   #24
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The Departed
If I'd been in a theater, I would have departed.
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State of Grace
Missed it.
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Gary Oldman saved this movie, IMO.
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Jennifer Jason Leigh, end of story.

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I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.
Fair enough. But I find it very difficult to enjoy a movie featuring either of those two.
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Sorry, I don't buy DiCaprio as an action hero. I keep waiting for someone to slap him and take his lunch money. Djimon Huntsu (sp?) was pretty good, though.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:34 PM   #25
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:42 PM   #26
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I instinctively avoid bad movies, its like a 6th sense. But here are a couple memorable stinkers:

Intersection (remake)

The Keep

Magnolia

And this one I am adding for my wife, I personally loved the movie but when I finally talked her into watching it, as the end credits began to roll she actually said "Are you joking? Thats it? I kept waiting on something to happen and now its OVER?!?!??!":

The Big Kahuna.

Those other 3 I listed, I was actually saddened that I lost that time spent watching those and could never get it back. I mourned my lost time
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:55 PM   #27
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watched it last night, Quantum Apacolypse.
Threw it in the trash 42 mins in. I am sure it got MUCH worse.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:58 PM   #28
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Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.


PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:00 PM   #29
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PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?
Scratch that question. Just remembered that was his brother.
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Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?
Ouch! Let's chalk that one up to CRS.
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I may check it out. Michael Douglas is pretty good, although I think his best movies are behind him.
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Wrong Penn. Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?
I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
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I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?
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Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
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I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?
Yeah, I was thinkng Oldman played The Butcher. Been a while since I saw GoNY.
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:25 PM   #37
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Oh oh! I take it back!

Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!
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Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in.
I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

Some other stinkers that come to mind: The Fog, Suburban Commando (horrible, but awesomely horrible), Robocop 3.
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