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Old 02-24-2009, 09:17 AM   #21
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Tucks.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:36 AM   #22
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Thanks for letting me share my life experiences with you guys.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:42 AM   #23
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I can't believe I just read that...
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:43 AM   #24
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I can't believe I just read that...
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Old 02-24-2009, 04:05 PM   #25
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Funny stuff there Darrell.
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Old 02-24-2009, 04:14 PM   #26
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I litterally fell out of my chair laughin.....
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Old 02-24-2009, 04:17 PM   #27
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That's fricking hilarious!!!
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Old 02-24-2009, 04:25 PM   #28
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:56 PM   #29
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Darrell, I always love to read your posts and this one nearly put me away. As I started reading it I had my suspicions until I remember my son telling me this story years ago about one of his buddies who did this as well ( the guy was pretty hairy ) and he came to the exact same conclusions you found out. He warned all his buddies not to do this for what you wrote ( hilariously ) in this post.

Didn't see anyone else say this but as you know somebody had to say it,,,,this post means nothing without PICS! lol
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:12 PM   #30
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Someone forwarded me this.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:16 PM   #31
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Darrell, I always love to read your posts and this one nearly put me away. As I started reading it I had my suspicions until I remember my son telling me this story years ago about one of his buddies who did this as well ( the guy was pretty hairy ) and he came to the exact same conclusions you found out. He warned all his buddies not to do this for what you wrote ( hilariously ) in this post.

Didn't see anyone else say this but as you know somebody had to say it,,,,this post means nothing without PICS! lol

There are somethings better left unphotographed.


This is one of them...
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Old 02-27-2009, 06:41 PM   #32
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There are somethings better left unphotographed.


This is one of them...
Ditto!

LMAO Thanks for sharing............. I think.
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Old 02-27-2009, 11:28 PM   #33
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haha holy ****!
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Old 03-07-2009, 05:21 AM   #34
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Bro...don't Bic your bunghole. Just use clippers. It yields better results.



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Old 03-07-2009, 06:11 AM   #35
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Your gerbil reference almost ended it all for me as I chocked while laughing/crying. Top notch!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-07-2009, 07:36 PM   #36
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sounds like you need to wear a MANPON!!

I heard he needed 2 of em.
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Old 04-21-2009, 01:03 PM   #37
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Someone forwarded me this.
I was about to say, I'd seen this on another forum about 2 years ago
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Old 04-21-2009, 01:21 PM   #38
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no wonder you're mean and rightfully so.
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Old 04-21-2009, 01:25 PM   #39
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This was perhaps the most hilarious thing I've ever had the chance to read. Quality.
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Old 04-21-2009, 01:29 PM   #40
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Thanks for reviving this thread. I'd forgotten about the hilarity contained within.
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