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Old 07-16-2010, 02:09 PM   #1
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I highly suggest "S. Darko" as one of the worst movies I've ever seen!
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:10 PM   #2
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I highly suggest "S. Darko" as one of the worst movies I've ever seen!
No argument here, I turned it off 1/2 way through.
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No argument here, I turned it off 1/2 way through.
I watched it till the end. I kept saying "ok this has to get better/make sense. I loved when I looked the movie up later and found this.

"Donnie Darko's writer and director, Richard Kelly, has stated that he has no involvement with S. Darko. He stated "To set the record straight, here's a few facts I'd like to share with you all—I haven't read this script. I have absolutely no involvement with this production, nor will I ever be involved.""

It was a fan of the first movie who thought it would be a good idea to make a sequel.
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:39 PM   #4
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BTW, D. I should have also put "most Godzilla movies" on that list.

And I love Godzilla movies.
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Men who stare at goats is hands down the worst movie ever. Next would be fear and loathing in Las Vegas (unless maybe you're on drugs).
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anything with Steven Seagal, I can not stand his movies
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:21 PM   #7
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:34 PM   #8
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I instinctively avoid bad movies, its like a 6th sense. But here are a couple memorable stinkers:

Intersection (remake)

The Keep

Magnolia

And this one I am adding for my wife, I personally loved the movie but when I finally talked her into watching it, as the end credits began to roll she actually said "Are you joking? Thats it? I kept waiting on something to happen and now its OVER?!?!??!":

The Big Kahuna.

Those other 3 I listed, I was actually saddened that I lost that time spent watching those and could never get it back. I mourned my lost time
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watched it last night, Quantum Apacolypse.
Threw it in the trash 42 mins in. I am sure it got MUCH worse.
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Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.


PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?
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Scratch that question. Just remembered that was his brother.
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Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?
Ouch! Let's chalk that one up to CRS.
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I may check it out. Michael Douglas is pretty good, although I think his best movies are behind him.
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Wrong Penn. Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?
I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
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I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?
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Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
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I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?
Yeah, I was thinkng Oldman played The Butcher. Been a while since I saw GoNY.
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Oh oh! I take it back!

Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!
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