CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be shot - Page 2

Footbag · 11-05-2009, 09:05 PM

Crappy camera phone shot... Barely does it justice. They look like shiny boot leather. Mmmmmmmm

s15driftking · 11-05-2009, 09:07 PM

are those glazed donut sticks with cigar bands on them?

pnoon · 11-05-2009, 11:48 PM

loki · 11-05-2009, 11:55 PM

ok they look like cheap cigars...why the outrage?

icehog3 · 11-06-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by loki

ok they look like cheap cigars...why the outrage?

Outrage is all the rage these days!

Skywalker · 11-06-2009, 12:24 AM

I'd smoke one!!!

LasciviousXXX · 11-06-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by s15driftking

are those glazed donut sticks with cigar bands on them?

Introducing the new Krispy Kreme cigar... you know they're ready when you see the HOT sign lit up out front

11-06-2009, 07:02 AM

I'm not sure which is worse.

Wading through the 37 different Tat Drac threads...

Reading the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about not getting free cigars" thread.....

Now there's the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about a cigar PHOTO in an ad" thread??

Jeezus....WTF happened to the brotherhood here?? Y'all need a tissue or a tampon now??

s15driftking · 11-06-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

I'm not sure which is worse.

Wading through the 37 different Tat Drac threads...

Reading the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about not getting free cigars" thread.....

Now there's the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about a cigar PHOTO in an ad" thread??

Jeezus....WTF happened to the brotherhood here?? Y'all need a tissue or a tampon now??

Well judging by the sheen on those cigars... they'd be extra lubricated and slide right in!!!! All that honduran filler is super absorbant!!

marge796 · 11-06-2009, 08:27 AM

I think they look like magic floating cigars in space.

Chris.....

T.G · 11-06-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

I'd smoke one!!!

Darrell, you'd smoke a banana if you could keep it lit...

Whee · 11-06-2009, 12:15 PM

The sugary goodness really shows up in this pic.

Noodles · 11-06-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

Dont have the ad, but do you think if they made the ad unshiny that you would smoke a Te Amo?????

Snob

A few years ago, the CEO of the company I used to worked for gave me a Te-Amo. He ordered me to smoke it. To my surprise, I liked it.

icehog3 · 11-06-2009, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

I'm not sure which is worse.

Wading through the 37 different Tat Drac threads...

Reading the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about not getting free cigars" thread.....

Now there's the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about a cigar PHOTO in an ad" thread??

Jeezus....WTF happened to the brotherhood here?? Y'all need a tissue or a tampon now??

Do you have one we can borrow?

SmokinApe · 11-07-2009, 08:37 AM

They do look a bit greazy in that pic but shooting the guy seems a bit excessive....

ucla695 · 11-07-2009, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

I'm not sure which is worse.

Wading through the 37 different Tat Drac threads...

Reading the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about not getting free cigars" thread.....

Now there's the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about a cigar PHOTO in an ad" thread??

Jeezus....WTF happened to the brotherhood here?? Y'all need a tissue or a tampon now??

I'll take a Midol too.

ucla695 · 11-07-2009, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

I'm not sure which is worse.

Wading through the 37 different Tat Drac threads...

Reading the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about not getting free cigars" thread.....

Now there's the "piss-b*tch-whine-moan complain about a cigar PHOTO in an ad" thread??

Jeezus....WTF happened to the brotherhood here?? Y'all need a tissue or a tampon now??

Midol would help too.

11-07-2009, 08:59 AM

Naugahyde makes a great cigar wrapper!

macpappy · 11-07-2009, 09:01 AM

Obviously the ad was produced by non-cigar smokers. When shooting product photography, the focal point of the image is often "dressed up" to make it look better. I would say that someone on the set said, "Let's make them look shiny and brand new!" without considering the fact that cigars don't glisten like a well-oiled piece of machinery.

This is nothing new for print advertising. Did you know that most of the food used in advertising and to illustrate articles and recipe books isn't real? That's because real food doesn't hold up well under the lights or for as long as necessary to get the perfect photo. My favorite is ice cream. Most of the time they use mash potatoes.

I like good cigars. I don't smoke Te-Amo's

VirtualSmitty · 11-07-2009, 11:20 AM

Interesting photo. Te-Amo actually has what I consider the most entertaining cigar ad i've seen all year. In the issue with the entourage folks on the cover they ran an ad for Te-Amo nub-like cigars

11-05-2009, 09:05 PM	#21
Footbag I Need My Space Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: NEPA Posts: 1,216 Trading: (7)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho Crappy camera phone shot... Barely does it justice. They look like shiny boot leather. Mmmmmmmm

11-05-2009, 09:07 PM	#22
s15driftking Go Browns! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Bobby Location: Columbus Ohio Posts: 2,763 Trading: (16)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho are those glazed donut sticks with cigar bands on them? __________________ diamonds/guns

11-05-2009, 11:48 PM	#23
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

11-05-2009, 11:55 PM	#24
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho ok they look like cheap cigars...why the outrage?

11-06-2009, 12:24 AM	#26
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho I'd smoke one!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-06-2009, 07:02 AM	#28
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho I'm not sure which is worse. Wading through the 37 different Tat Drac threads... Reading the "piss-btch-whine-moan complain about not getting free cigars" thread..... Now there's the "piss-btch-whine-moan complain about a cigar PHOTO in an ad" thread?? Jeezus....WTF happened to the brotherhood here?? Y'all need a tissue or a tampon now??

11-06-2009, 08:27 AM	#30
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho I think they look like magic floating cigars in space. Chris..... __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

11-06-2009, 12:15 PM	#32
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho The sugary goodness really shows up in this pic. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

11-07-2009, 08:37 AM	#35
SmokinApe Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeremy Posts: 1,267 Trading: (35)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho They do look a bit greazy in that pic but shooting the guy seems a bit excessive....

11-07-2009, 08:59 AM	#38
prb36 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho Naugahyde makes a great cigar wrapper!

11-07-2009, 09:01 AM	#39
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho Obviously the ad was produced by non-cigar smokers. When shooting product photography, the focal point of the image is often "dressed up" to make it look better. I would say that someone on the set said, "Let's make them look shiny and brand new!" without considering the fact that cigars don't glisten like a well-oiled piece of machinery. This is nothing new for print advertising. Did you know that most of the food used in advertising and to illustrate articles and recipe books isn't real? That's because real food doesn't hold up well under the lights or for as long as necessary to get the perfect photo. My favorite is ice cream. Most of the time they use mash potatoes. I like good cigars. I don't smoke Te-Amo's __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.

11-07-2009, 11:20 AM	#40
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: CA Magazine page 110...someone ought to be sho Interesting photo. Te-Amo actually has what I consider the most entertaining cigar ad i've seen all year. In the issue with the entourage folks on the cover they ran an ad for Te-Amo nub-like cigars __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin