Getting old just plain sucks! - Page 2

Blueface · 09-03-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

It just keeps going and going ....

I think I will now go read: "Yellow River" by I. P. Daily.

hotreds · 09-03-2010, 04:29 PM

I prefer Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Knightly. Bouncier plot.

JaKaacH · 09-03-2010, 05:37 PM

Makes you want to sing the Blues...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO6AY8lURig

The original by: Junior Kimbrough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSWTk...eature=related

cort · 09-03-2010, 06:08 PM

Sucks for you old dudes

papichulo · 09-03-2010, 06:32 PM

I had to get a new drivers license and the lady asked me what color hair and I said brown. She looked up and said maybe ten years ago.

I am only in my early forties.

markem · 09-03-2010, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by papichulo

I had to get a new drivers license and the lady asked me what color hair and I said brown. She looked up and said maybe ten years ago.

I am only in my early forties.

But you work with "difficult people"

icehog3 · 09-03-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort

Suck you old dudes

You're quite the sport, Gary.

Smokin Gator · 09-03-2010, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort

Sucks for you old dudes

I know most of us dribble kings are in bed at this point... but you will be there one day brother. I just hope you remember harassing us when the front of your pants are wet

markem · 09-03-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort

Sucks for you old dudes

markem · 09-04-2010, 01:21 PM

Somehow, I can imagine Carlos saying this

icehog3 · 09-04-2010, 02:32 PM

taltos · 09-05-2010, 03:14 AM

A couple of things that seem to cure the dribble phenomenon employ the tourniquent principle. For most of us Irish and other lesser folks those velcro cord wraps seem to stem the flow by making it looser [during one of our late evening/early morning journeys] in order to release the liquid gold and then making it tighter to stop the dripping. For those who were blessed with more endowment, a hose clamp would seem to do the same thing, just don't forget a screwdriver.

icehog3 · 09-12-2010, 11:36 PM

When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?

n3uka · 09-13-2010, 07:57 AM

Two thoughts.

Condoms - not just for sex

or

Lumpold · 09-13-2010, 08:06 AM

This is what I'm imagining your solution will be.

09-13-2010, 08:19 AM

I went to the doctor the other day to have him look at a spot on my head where I am losing hair. He looks up and says "WOW, you are losing a lot of hair!" I said "HA, HA, very funny, I am only 36!" Walked out of their with a prescription for Rogaine. What the hell!

icehog3 · 09-13-2010, 08:21 AM

At least you didn't piss yourself, Daryle.

Lumpold · 09-13-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ABNMP619

I went to the doctor the other day to have him look at a spot on my head where I am losing hair. He looks up and says "WOW, you are losing a lot of hair!" I said "HA, HA, very funny, I am only 36!" Walked out of their with a prescription for Rogaine. What the hell!

MPB can be an evil thing... one of my best friends shaves his head after he started going bald at 16. Man up, shave it all off!

09-16-2010, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpold

MPB can be an evil thing... one of my best friends shaves his head after he started going bald at 16. Man up, shave it all off!

You laugh about shaving it all off, but damn it...I sure am thinking about it. Plus the wife likes it too. Just wish I could have a damn goatee to go along with it though.

357 · 09-16-2010, 10:00 AM

Did someone say shake-weight???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

09-03-2010, 04:29 PM	#22
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09-05-2010, 03:14 AM	#32
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Getting old just plain sucks! A couple of things that seem to cure the dribble phenomenon employ the tourniquent principle. For most of us Irish and other lesser folks those velcro cord wraps seem to stem the flow by making it looser [during one of our late evening/early morning journeys] in order to release the liquid gold and then making it tighter to stop the dripping. For those who were blessed with more endowment, a hose clamp would seem to do the same thing, just don't forget a screwdriver. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

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09-13-2010, 08:19 AM	#36
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