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Old 09-25-2010, 03:47 PM   #1
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And I thought to myself "That ain't wise".
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One dark night in New York,
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:08 PM   #3
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I got a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, but no Spork...
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:10 PM   #4
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So I had to make do,
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:12 PM   #5
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I found some q-tips and hot glue...
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:24 PM   #6
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Now my tail feels like its plugged with a cork!
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:34 PM   #7
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The Hawks will be flying,
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:16 PM   #8
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The Sharks wont be dying,
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:43 PM   #9
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And after the game we can all get flied lice.
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:44 PM   #10
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Ok.. I'll start one... I think this is right... right?


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Old 09-25-2010, 07:11 PM   #11
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Never once lit his 'gar, but did suck it.
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Old 09-25-2010, 10:49 PM   #12
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His stick got all soggy
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Old 09-26-2010, 10:56 AM   #13
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And made him quite groggy,
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So had no choice but to chuck it!
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New one:

As I looked out my window one day...
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I caught a glimpse of my hair all gray

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I thought I might dye it.
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Every week, 'til I buy it.
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It may help get a roll in the hay.

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I shouldn't smoke up in a tree
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