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Old 11-06-2009, 08:49 AM   #21
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"Wanna play house? You can be the screendoor and I'll slam you all night!"

"Buy me a drink and you can take advantage of me"

"Was your Daddy a meat thief? Looks like he stole 2 fine hams and hid them in your pants!"

"Yeah I work out. 100 tongue push ups everyday"

"The more you drink the better I look"
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:54 AM   #22
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Tell your mom I said thanks.
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