Can somebody translate this into English for me? - Page 2

shilala · 03-14-2012, 08:09 AM

The sad thing is that someone is paying this unit.
My guess is that he/she slammed the email together, never bothered to read what he wrote, and hit send.
I'd absolutely reply all and ask for it to be translated. That way everyone who received this retardation will get some nuts and respond in kind. It might help the sender to hone his/her skillz.

Silound · 03-14-2012, 08:10 AM

Hummm, I can pretty much decipher what is being asked for, but then I'm a software engineer, so I see this every day

I would be far more interested in knowing the applied situation of this request, because it makes a reference to opening accounts (accessing the account information on the back end) but not wanting to do so at inconvenient times, presumably to reduce the amount of wasted time or irritation to the account holder.

You should reply back to the original sender asking for at least some improperly placed/used punctuation, as this is clearly not obfuscated enough.

dyieldin · 03-14-2012, 08:13 AM

For me it says get the hell out of there and find another place to work. Does this person also talk like that?

hotreds · 03-14-2012, 09:32 AM

poker · 03-14-2012, 09:33 AM

Loos like some of the posts we have had at the Asylum

MajorCaptSilly · 03-14-2012, 09:43 AM

"All your base are belong to us"

MCS

Stephen · 03-14-2012, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G

I didn't know you worked with CoreyD.

Excellent.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to T.G again.

Jasonw560 · 03-14-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Anyone else notice the 3rd hand coming out of this guy's chest?

Mutagenic therapy instead of steroids. I bet he's from around Chernobyl.

shark · 03-16-2012, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Silound

Hummm, I can pretty much decipher what is being asked for, but then I'm a software engineer, so I see this every day

I would be far more interested in knowing the applied situation of this request, because it makes a reference to opening accounts (accessing the account information on the back end) but not wanting to do so at inconvenient times, presumably to reduce the amount of wasted time or irritation to the account holder.

You should reply back to the original sender asking for at least some improperly placed/used punctuation, as this is clearly not obfuscated enough.

Yeahhhh, so do you have those TPS reports for today's meeting? We're having a meeting today at 8:00 so if you could go ahead and get those ready for me by then, that would be greaaaat! Thanks!

TJtorpedo · 03-16-2012, 08:12 PM

I get these emails all the time at work as well. My nickname for it is "caveman".

jluck · 03-16-2012, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by poker

Loos like some of the posts we have had at the Asylum

This made me chuckle. itz du truf man.

MarkinAZ · 03-16-2012, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ysr_racer

I got this at work today:

The thought i had as we open our followups on it gives on info needed for us to do on customers accts such as calling them if and when needed though when we mention a time of either the time of day their time or in the time or noon time but all the different time periods hoping ot add at least their state on the followup screen when you open the request so we know what time they are in before having to open the acct too many times.

...brevity's the key here

Malazan · 03-18-2012, 01:23 AM

The English language is not strong in that one

03-14-2012, 08:09 AM	#21
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Can somebody translate this into English for me? The sad thing is that someone is paying this unit. My guess is that he/she slammed the email together, never bothered to read what he wrote, and hit send. I'd absolutely reply all and ask for it to be translated. That way everyone who received this retardation will get some nuts and respond in kind. It might help the sender to hone his/her skillz. __________________

03-14-2012, 08:10 AM	#22
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: Can somebody translate this into English for me? Hummm, I can pretty much decipher what is being asked for, but then I'm a software engineer, so I see this every day I would be far more interested in knowing the applied situation of this request, because it makes a reference to opening accounts (accessing the account information on the back end) but not wanting to do so at inconvenient times, presumably to reduce the amount of wasted time or irritation to the account holder. You should reply back to the original sender asking for at least some improperly placed/used punctuation, as this is clearly not obfuscated enough. __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

03-14-2012, 08:13 AM	#23
dyieldin Still Watching My Back Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Dave Location: S. Phoenix AZ Posts: 235 Trading: (0)	Re: Can somebody translate this into English for me? For me it says get the hell out of there and find another place to work. Does this person also talk like that?

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03-18-2012, 01:23 AM	#33
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