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Old 06-03-2015, 08:02 AM   #3841
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Old 06-05-2015, 09:07 AM   #3842
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Old 06-07-2015, 02:43 PM   #3844
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Old 06-08-2015, 02:44 PM   #3845
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Old 06-08-2015, 02:48 PM   #3846
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I'm a little slow, is that sort of like H2O?
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Old 06-08-2015, 02:53 PM   #3847
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I'm a little slow, is that sort of like H2O?
Here's the fact sheet on this dangerous chemical compound.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
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Old 06-08-2015, 03:42 PM   #3848
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I thought that was Lena Dunham's little sister and Lena's van?
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Old 06-09-2015, 12:33 PM   #3849
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Here's the fact sheet on this dangerous chemical compound.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
I still don't get it. I'm real slow on the uptake. What am I missing?
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Old 06-09-2015, 12:49 PM   #3850
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I still don't get it. I'm real slow on the uptake. What am I missing?
DHMO is H2O is water.
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Old 06-09-2015, 01:28 PM   #3851
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DHMO is H2O is water.
Looks like someone's bought in to the powerful DHMO Lobby's propaganda. Or maybe you're a paid shill for Big DHMO!


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Here's the fact sheet on this dangerous chemical compound.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Ah, it's been years since I've seen that site. It cracks me up. The first time I saw it was around 15 years or so ago. We had a woman at work who was reading it and got really agitated when she read the line "Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO." Of course, we threw fuel on the fire. I told her that even if she boils her produce in water it won't completely get rid of it, and that boiling it can even be dangerous because DHMO boils at the same temperature as water, so if you get your skin too close to the surface you can get vaporized DHMO-induced chemical burns.

Good times...
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Ah, it's been years since I've seen that site. It cracks me up. The first time I saw it was around 15 years or so ago. We had a woman at work who was reading it and got really agitated when she read the line "Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO." Of course, we threw fuel on the fire. I told her that even if she boils her produce in water it won't completely get rid of it, and that boiling it can even be dangerous because DHMO boils at the same temperature as water, so if you get your skin too close to the surface you can get vaporized DHMO-induced chemical burns.

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This may be 100 years old, but I just saw it today.
When I saw the Batplane, I admit I cracked up a bit.

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