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Old 10-21-2014, 08:30 PM   #3501
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I need to dig into my photos; somewhere I have a picture of a restaurant a friend and I stumbled upon when doing some sightseeing in Turkey in 1995. The name of the restaurant? UFUK II (You f--k, too).
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Old 10-22-2014, 12:33 PM   #3502
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Old 10-22-2014, 01:59 PM   #3503
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Old 10-22-2014, 02:20 PM   #3504
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Old 10-24-2014, 03:44 PM   #3505
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Old 10-24-2014, 03:57 PM   #3506
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I took this picture today at World Market:

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Old 10-24-2014, 04:12 PM   #3507
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Old 10-24-2014, 04:14 PM   #3508
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Next they should make Miso Hawwney. They could use some sort of natural aphrodisiac.
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Old 10-24-2014, 10:20 PM   #3510
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That hat....just says "What the piss are you doing!!!"

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Old 10-25-2014, 06:52 AM   #3511
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The young guy, probably a private, yukking it up with the girls while in uniform. Meanwhile, the guy up there further on the escalators, with the hat on, is a drill sergeant. That kid is about to get reamed out....What makes it even funnier is the third guy is watching, and knows what's about to happen....
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Old 10-28-2014, 12:39 PM   #3516
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