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Old 10-15-2014, 08:46 AM   #3481
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Old 10-15-2014, 09:05 AM   #3482
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Old 10-17-2014, 12:50 PM   #3483
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Old 10-17-2014, 01:02 PM   #3484
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Old 10-17-2014, 01:49 PM   #3485
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We've all heard the one about not having to out run the bear, just the other person...



Apparently it's true for wolves as well!
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Old 10-17-2014, 01:51 PM   #3486
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Old 10-17-2014, 01:56 PM   #3487
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We've all heard the one about not having to out run the bear, just the other person...



Apparently it's true for wolves as well!
Or even bison. They get moving fast, so avoiding the collision, under the circumstances, was probably not going to happen.
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Old 10-17-2014, 02:11 PM   #3488
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I don't know Mark, it sure looked like the over-taker ducked his head and tossed that sucker over!
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Old 10-17-2014, 06:39 PM   #3489
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He really didn't like him, anyways.
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Old 10-18-2014, 10:13 AM   #3490
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I can think of one even worse: PMS 247365. Think about it....
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Old 10-18-2014, 10:47 AM   #3491
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I can think of one even worse: PMS 247365. Think about it....
I see the ex-wife bought a Honda.
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Old 10-18-2014, 07:04 PM   #3493
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Old 10-21-2014, 08:18 PM   #3500
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Any idea where this picture was taken? These were started here in Louisville and I know the owner pretty well. Some of his stores have a pretty good selection of cigars. I've never noticed that sign and wonder if it's a photoshop creation.
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