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Old 04-16-2011, 04:31 PM   #3261
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Sign outside my local Chinese buffet:

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Old 04-16-2011, 05:17 PM   #3262
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They spelled "cat be used 30 times..." wrong.
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They spelled "cat be used 30 times..." wrong.
Like that's the only problem with it...
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:10 PM   #3264
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I particularly enjoyed the "launch" price
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They spelled "cat be used 30 times..." wrong.
Its actually a Friedan slip. Cat is the lunch and dinner menu!!!
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I particularly enjoyed the "launch" price
That's a reference to what is bound to "launch" out of you an hour or so after you eat from the buffet.
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:23 PM   #3268
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http://stockphotos.s-fun.com/plog-co...-animal-09.jpg in case is doesn't show as sometimes happens
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:02 AM   #3272
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackete...anizations_Act



It is commonly used to obtain wire-tapping, etc. It makes communication very difficult for organized crime because everything they do it monitored.
Or they work with a dude named Rico... and he sux to work with, so they screwed with him.
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That's going to leave a mark.
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Old 04-19-2011, 02:18 PM   #3277
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Our catcher in high-school had a fastball in the dirt bounce up behind his cup and nail him in the sack. Far worse
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the story behind this one is here: http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/19...s-verizon.html
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