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Old 06-27-2014, 02:10 PM   #3221
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And with that, I'm gone like the wind! Have a great weekend B/SOTL!
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Old 06-28-2014, 02:17 PM   #3222
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I used to umpire woman's softball. I can't tell you how many times that's happened. Brings back bad memories!
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:35 AM   #3223
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:50 AM   #3224
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:30 AM   #3225
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I used to umpire woman's softball. I can't tell you how many times that's happened. Brings back bad memories!
I hope you're not talking about the fart gif.
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:36 AM   #3226
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:44 AM   #3227
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They have to do something to relieve the sexual frustrations. I mean China is one big sausage fest.
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Old 06-30-2014, 01:34 PM   #3228
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Old 06-30-2014, 02:17 PM   #3229
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Ha!!! I love soccer, but that's hilarious and unfortunately true….
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Old 06-30-2014, 02:21 PM   #3230
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Bob, that's brilliant. Should probably also appear in the World Cup Banter thread.
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Old 07-01-2014, 07:39 AM   #3231
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:20 AM   #3232
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Old 07-01-2014, 11:56 AM   #3233
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Old 07-01-2014, 04:06 PM   #3234
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Old 07-01-2014, 07:11 PM   #3235
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A little like Winnipeg today.
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After going a total of 50 feet, the 16-year-old Waltham, Massachusetts, teenager was making a right turn at a stop sign and didn’t straighten the wheel after the turn, causing the car to slowly approach a nearby tree. The right, front tire rode up the tree before flipping the car over.
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:20 AM   #3238
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SHHHH! He'll hear you!
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