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Old 07-24-2012, 08:12 PM   #241
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Older then a head of cabbage and younger then the mountains....though some days I feel the reverse is true.
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:41 PM   #242
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Lol, I remember when this came on immediately after Hockey Night In Canada or Monty Python

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Old 07-24-2012, 09:18 PM   #243
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Old 07-24-2012, 10:01 PM   #244
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Lol, I remember when this came on immediately after Hockey Night In Canada or Monty Python

I woke up to this a few times.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:57 AM   #245
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I resemble this. We also had to be home by the 12 o'clock whistle for lunch and the 6 o'clock whistle for dinner.
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:30 AM   #246
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Might be easy:


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Old 07-25-2012, 11:39 AM   #247
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Or these.



and no, the name doesn't start with Ben Wa
Ha! I just found a set of those at my mom's house when I was helping her clean things up.

That was the most ill devised toy in the world, they should of just named it... The "Tooth Chipper".
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Old 07-30-2012, 02:16 PM   #248
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One if the best!!!

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Old 07-30-2012, 02:43 PM   #249
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I'm not THAT old but I have seen American Graffiti.
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:03 PM   #253
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:31 PM   #254
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One if the best!!!

I used to see him around the Valley when I lived there. He was pretty cool.
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Old 07-30-2012, 04:04 PM   #255
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They had a Saturday morning cartoon about him. Do they still have Saturday morning cartoons?
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Old 07-30-2012, 04:13 PM   #256
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I'm not THAT old but I have seen American Graffiti.
I believe he was around before American Graffiti...
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I believe he was around before American Graffiti...
I know that, but for me that was how I learned who he was.
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whats the secret this holds?
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whats the secret this holds?
Thats to easy!!!
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