New Hobby: Bee Keeping - Page 13

markem · 06-28-2017, 12:49 PM

Vin - here is a new business opportunity.

Bee, wasp venom shortage could be dangerous for those with allergies

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/27/health...rtage-partner/

Time to purchase a bee milking stool.

AdamJoshua · 06-28-2017, 12:55 PM

https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2017/06/27...at-hive-heist/

Or you could rent your bees out in CA, of course you need tons of little bee-gps rigs.

jonumberone · 06-28-2017, 04:37 PM

I love the smell of alarm pheromones in the morning.

massphatness · 06-29-2017, 08:12 AM

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

BigAsh · 06-29-2017, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

I got nothing..I mean, I should have a witty comment with that pic...but..I got nothing...

AdamJoshua · 06-29-2017, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.

massphatness · 06-29-2017, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.

Took some Benadryl and have been applying cortisone. It's a lot better.

Still itchy.

markem · 06-29-2017, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

Took some Benadryl and have been applying cortisone. It's a lot better.

Still itchy.

I know that apple cider vinegar works on mosquito bites. It might work on bee stings as well.

AdamJoshua · 06-29-2017, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

I know that apple cider vinegar works on mosquito bites. It might work on bee stings as well.

This is why i recommended rubbing alcohol, it's great for mosquito bites, takes the itch out that comes from the anticoagulant the little bastards inject in you, might work for bees as well, personally i'd stop being a stud and wear an actual bee protective suit.

Don Fernando · 06-30-2017, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.

Vin thinks rubbing alcohol is a waste of alcohol

G G · 06-29-2017, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

Bee-yootiful!!!!!

Black Coral · 06-29-2017, 08:18 AM

Vin that looks fun! so what's the count because we know the bees are winning

icehog3 · 06-29-2017, 11:00 AM

3 in the arm beats 1 in the rectum. Glad you (and they) are pretty ok.

sigsauer · 06-29-2017, 11:26 AM

can you send some pics of the starter hive?

Steve · 06-29-2017, 02:55 PM

One of the best things I have in my backpacking 1st aid kit.

Sting-Eze

Of course there's also the old school method...tobacco. Several years ago Boo stepped on a honeybee in the yard while barefoot. I got a phone call at work from my wife telling me how well the Tobacco from one of my cigars worked. When I asked her which humidor she got the cigar from, I already had a feeling. Apparently Monte #4's are awesome at drawing out the "poison" from stings.

Tio Gato · 06-29-2017, 06:26 PM

Steve- It must have been a Cuban bee.

Vin- Ouch, good thing you had pants on!

jonumberone · 06-30-2017, 08:40 AM

Vin, you don't need any of these hillbilly potions, redneck elixirs, or quack remedies.
What you need, if this happens again, is the Mia Wallace!
I'll show Grace how to administer it when I come for Hog Herf.
I'll just need you to head over to the hive and rile it up while in your Jesus sandals.
Also, don't have sweatpants tucked into your socks.
We'll have to wait for the bees to stop stinging you, because, let's face it, you're not outrunning anything at this point in your life.
Once it's safe, I'll have Roger mark the location of your heart with a felt pen.
I'm going with Roger over Keith here, because, as we all know, Roger is the only one with a heart among us.
Then, I just need to stab you hard enough with the needle to get through the breastplate.
Once I administer the shot, you should be good to go right back to entertaining and cooking for us.

massphatness · 06-30-2017, 09:15 AM

I suppose that's better than hearing "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" as I lie on the ground being stung ...

All better today, btw, thanks for asking.

massphatness · 07-11-2017, 06:27 AM

I don't mow the front lawn/clover field as often anymore to give the girls a chance to work the flowers (at least that's what I tell Grace when she asks why the yard looks so shaggy).

CigarNut · 07-11-2017, 09:13 AM

Nice excuse!

06-28-2017, 12:49 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping Vin - here is a new business opportunity. Bee, wasp venom shortage could be dangerous for those with allergies http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/27/health...rtage-partner/ Time to purchase a bee milking stool.

06-28-2017, 12:55 PM	#2
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2017/06/27...at-hive-heist/ Or you could rent your bees out in CA, of course you need tons of little bee-gps rigs.

06-28-2017, 04:37 PM	#3
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,484 Trading: (62)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping I love the smell of alarm pheromones in the morning. __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

06-29-2017, 08:18 AM	#12
Black Coral Have My Own Room Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: John Location: Midland Texas Posts: 2,259 Trading: (11)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping Vin that looks fun! so what's the count because we know the bees are winning

06-29-2017, 11:00 AM	#13
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping 3 in the arm beats 1 in the rectum. Glad you (and they) are pretty ok. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-29-2017, 08:12 AM	#4
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

06-29-2017, 11:26 AM	#14
sigsauer Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,370 Trading: (63)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping can you send some pics of the starter hive?

06-29-2017, 02:55 PM	#15
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping One of the best things I have in my backpacking 1st aid kit. Sting-Eze Of course there's also the old school method...tobacco. Several years ago Boo stepped on a honeybee in the yard while barefoot. I got a phone call at work from my wife telling me how well the Tobacco from one of my cigars worked. When I asked her which humidor she got the cigar from, I already had a feeling. Apparently Monte #4's are awesome at drawing out the "poison" from stings. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-29-2017, 06:26 PM	#16
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping Steve- It must have been a Cuban bee. Vin- Ouch, good thing you had pants on! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

06-30-2017, 08:40 AM	#17
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,484 Trading: (62)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping Vin, you don't need any of these hillbilly potions, redneck elixirs, or quack remedies. What you need, if this happens again, is the Mia Wallace! I'll show Grace how to administer it when I come for Hog Herf. I'll just need you to head over to the hive and rile it up while in your Jesus sandals. Also, don't have sweatpants tucked into your socks. We'll have to wait for the bees to stop stinging you, because, let's face it, you're not outrunning anything at this point in your life. Once it's safe, I'll have Roger mark the location of your heart with a felt pen. I'm going with Roger over Keith here, because, as we all know, Roger is the only one with a heart among us. Then, I just need to stab you hard enough with the needle to get through the breastplate. Once I administer the shot, you should be good to go right back to entertaining and cooking for us. __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

06-30-2017, 09:15 AM	#18
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping I suppose that's better than hearing "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" as I lie on the ground being stung ... All better today, btw, thanks for asking. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

07-11-2017, 06:27 AM	#19
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping I don't mow the front lawn/clover field as often anymore to give the girls a chance to work the flowers (at least that's what I tell Grace when she asks why the yard looks so shaggy). __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

07-11-2017, 09:13 AM	#20
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping Nice excuse! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.