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Old 06-04-2014, 06:18 AM   #1
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You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your left foot in
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Old 06-04-2014, 10:58 AM   #2
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Yeah yeah
I bet you haven't heard
A word I've said
Yeah yeah
If you've had enough
Of all your tryin'
Just give up
The state of mind you're in…

If you want to be somebody else,
If you're tired of fighting battles with yourself
If you want to be somebody else
Change your mind...
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And the men who hold high places, must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality, ................
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Old 06-04-2014, 12:07 PM   #4
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To mold a new reality, ................
Impossible to read those words and not hear the Peart's tubular bells

I think I need a programmable doorbell that will play those nine notes
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Old 06-04-2014, 12:10 PM   #5
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Impossible to read those words and not hear the Peart's tubular bells

I think I need a programmable doorbell that will play those nine notes
That would be awesome!


There is trouble in the forest
There is unrest with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
And the Oaks ignore their pleas
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Old 06-04-2014, 12:02 PM   #6
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There's so many fish in the sea
That only rise up in the sweat and smoke like mercury
But they keep you hanging on
They say you're so young
Your mind is made up but your mouth is undone
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Old 06-04-2014, 01:57 PM   #7
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Mother, mother
There's too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There's far too many of you dying
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today - Ya
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Old 06-04-2014, 02:17 PM   #8
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Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
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Old 06-04-2014, 02:29 PM   #9
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It's like trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine

Well I read some books and I read some magazines
About those high class ladies down in New Orleans
And all the folks back home well, said I was a fool
They said oh, believe in the Lord its the golden rule
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Old 06-04-2014, 02:48 PM   #10
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Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans,
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood,
Where lived a country boy named of
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he could play that guitar just like ringing a bell... go johnny go go go ...

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Old 06-04-2014, 10:34 PM   #12
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The Rocky Mountain way
was better than the way we had.
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The first two letters are the same but the last is something different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
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sorry, Tom...I get nothing from that one.....must be outside my typical genre field.

00000000....that's good, but I got one ear doing Godsmack and the other Joe Walsh....unfortunately neither has pushed out the worm I got from the radio this morning:

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

I try to stay far from the title when I quote, but I'm not sure there are any other words to that song ...lol...
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When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am...
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When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am...
[And then later]

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look, but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone...

What follows, of course, after that last omitted all-important verse, is the greatest guitar solo ever. Of all time. Forever. http://youtu.be/G4i8tzFbTAk
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Try getting this outta your head after watching it:


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I like pina coladas
getting lost in the rain
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Well you know the day destroys the night,
Night divides the day,
Tried to run,
Tried to hide.......
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If your world has only done you wrong,
and all you find yourself is all alone,
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