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Old 11-10-2010, 04:15 PM   #2381
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I'm guessing he does a lot of things with one hand...


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Actual mugshot from a local police agency

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until they are banned from Formula one for life.

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Old 11-12-2010, 12:33 AM   #2386
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Is there a better combination out there?
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Manchester United has talent coming out of their asses. And everyone wants some!
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This would be my guess...

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Hoops, anyone?
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This would be my guess...

All sexist jokes aside, that would be a cool hookup. Better than going to the garage to do laundry.
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