New York Mets 2014 Season Banter!!

[kelmac07]

Originally Posted by jonumberone

You must be talking about his bat.
Only Met pitcher with a hit.
Actually,he has 2.

Sadly, I can only take this crap. Story of our season, 13 hits last night...10 singles. Worst slugging percentage in the NL.

Actually, I was talking about his arm...but he can hit too.

[Dave128]

Let's hope the team doesn't get too comfy at the botton of the division.

[kelmac07]

Mets finally beat the Dodgers, 5-3, and of all pitchers...against Greinke. Granderson is finally above the Mendoza line.

[kelmac07]

Mets lose to the D-Backs this afternoon, 3-2. Wheeler continues to look LOST. At least Wright and Granderson are finally hitting.

[kelmac07]

Mets split a doubleheader with the D-Backs today. Could have been worse...we could have lost both games.

[kelmac07]

Mets p*ss another one away today...thanks Valverde!! deGrom pitches another fine game and has two more hits. The kid is hitting .800 in three games. Hell, we ought to put him in the lineup everyday.

[jonumberone]

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Hell, we ought to put him in the lineup everyday.

Mac made a funny!
The kid can hit.
The kid can pitch.
But can he handle the throw to turn the double play at second?

[kelmac07]

Originally Posted by jonumberone

But can he handle the throw to turn the double play at second?

Hell, he can't be any worse than Murphy.

[kelmac07]

Mets dismiss hitting coach, release Valverde. WOW!! Didn't see those two moves coming (I joke). Surprised they stuck with either through 50 games.

[Dave128]

7 - 17 for May, so far. Not exactly steller. Not so sure that the Mets are going to reach that 90 win goal that was set before the season started.

[kelmac07]

Mets beat the Pirates this evening, 4-2. Lagares continues to hit.

[Dave128]

I think we should give 50 Cent a contract. He could fit right into the current rotation.

[kelmac07]

That "first pitch" wasn't worth $ 0.10. Didn't he used to wear all Yankees gear when he was huge? Now that he's washed up, he's a Mets fan. Figures!!

[jonumberone]

This year's Met retreads:
Kyle Farnsworth
Jose Valverde
Bartolo Colon
50 Cent

[kelmac07]

Mets take down the Pirates, 5-0 this afternoon. Colon continues his Jeckyl and Hyde ways. Wright hits his 4th HR...a rare ocaasion this season.

[jonumberone]

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Mets take down the Pirates, 5-0 this afternoon. Colon continues his Jeckyl and Hyde ways. Wright hits his 4th HR...a rare ocaasion this season.

On a day when the Mets earn a shutout victory, at home, and start a 2 game winning streak, you would think I wouldn't have much to say, BUT, what the F*** is Lagares doing trying to steal 3rd with 2 outs?
Things like that are what make you scratch your head with this team.
It's plays like that, that make everyone from the players, to the coaches, to the manager, to the front office, to the owners look completely incompetent!

[kelmac07]

Originally Posted by jonumberone

It's plays like that, that make everyone from the players, to the coaches, to the manager, to the front office, to the owners look completely incompetent!

Can't argue with ya there Dom.

[Dave128]

WooHoo!! Two in a row!! Mets are getting hot!!

[kelmac07]

Mets beat the Phillies tonight, 4-1. And puts us in 4th place and the Phillies in 5th place.

By percentage points.

[jonumberone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnVrSZHnvYY