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Admiral Douchebag
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![]() I have arguments with a guy at work....I call it a "pastime". ![]()
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seriously though, I have a hard time walking and talking, skating and contolling a puck...bad a$$!
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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Right. I struggle and curse and flail around and check my balls every morning when I get out of bed. I don't call that "Golf".
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Hooper drives the boat.
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The B's will give you vouchers for three hot dogs and or some other crap they call food as a thank you for being a good lemming.
It must of been painful for Neely to make that announcement?
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Admiral Douchebag
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Ooh, $1.50 (real cost) worth of food for your $100 ticket....how generous.
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I love Hockey!!!
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Daddy x 4
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Wait a minute. I will preface this by saying I have gotten into heated arguments about hockey being the most difficult sport to play given speed, skill, toughness required.
I have seen people play hockey drunk as hell, you could do pickup smoking a stogie, and I have seen couples playing together. While golf is not as physically demanding it is a specialized skill sport. No I dont play, but I think it is a sport as most every scrub cant go out and play effectively. I would argue of all the sports football basketball and soccer involve the most basic of human skills running, throwing, kicking and catching. Children can do these things easily. Thats why they are thr most popular in my view. Anybody can go outside with a ball and play. Baseball requires more skill as does hockey and golf. Last edited by Ahbroody; 01-18-2013 at 09:50 PM. |
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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The "can you play it on a date or while you're smoking a cigar" rule is a great way to divide sports from games. Flag football is kinda like football. You could smoke a cigar and take a date. It's still not a sport, it's a fun game. You can smoke a cigar with a date playing Yahtzee. It sure isn't a sport. You can't win unless you're good, or have "specialized skills". I know that cause Weeze whips my ass on a regular basis. It still ain't a sport. ![]() When we apply the rule, it's applied in the purest sense. I wouldn't take a date to play men's softball. She'd get killed. I wouldn't smoke a cigar because I wouldn't be able to play. Sport. At picnics we have pick up games of softball. Girls and kids play. Cigar smoking is not only present, it's encouraged. Game. Ya gotta argue apples to apples, man. If ya jump all over the place I could make an argument for cake baking and putting on a robe being a sport. ![]()
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Daddy x 4
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![]() ![]() I am guessing you play and must take it fairly seriously. I will just say having played baseball through high school. I could definitely smoke a cigar playing mens softball. I have had a few run ins with softball guy at work. If you think slow pitch softball played by men is a sport then golf should qualify. Golf definitely requires more skill then slow pitch softball. |
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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Not the point. Men's softball. Can you smoke a cigar? E.J. can, but on my team he's sitting on the bench because he's not trying enough. We'll still say Yes. Can you play with a date? No. Sport. There's two parts: Can you take a date? Can you smoke a cigar? I think you consider the classification as a dig or disrespect. It's not. I full well realize how hard being good at golf is. It's damn hard. But it's still a game of skill like Billiards or bowling which both require great skill to be good. The definition of Sport: An activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others. The definition of Game: A form of play or sport, esp. a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck. See? You can call a sport a game, but a game isn't sport unless it involves physical exertion. That's why you'd be sitting on the bench at my softball game for not trying hard enough. I expect you to eat a great big mess of dirt at shortstop, brother. ![]()
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Dreaming of Bolivars
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Anyway, LET'S GO LIGHTNING! How many people here also play/coach ice hockey?
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Just in from the Storm
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in a day and age where most every Canadian freezes their back yard, skating is as natural to them as running and throwing to us Americans. With the growing popularity of the sport here in the states most northeast states are following suit. But to say its the most difficult sport to master is nonsense. A poll was taken in the late nineties of which was the hardest single feat to master in all professional sports and hands down it was facing a major league pitcher. An orb coming at you one hundred miles an hour and breaking twelve to eighteen inches before it hits the catchers glove, you have exactly .3 seconds to make a decision on attacking. I'm no expert in the field, but I bounced around in the minors for 4 years, hands down the hardest sport to make it professionally is baseball, and that's just because of pure numbers, everyone thinks they can do it but few can excel at it.
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Admiral Douchebag
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![]() I play on 3 men's league teams, one I have been playing for for over 20 years.
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Dreaming of Bolivars
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...I know the survey, yeah, yeah, "Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do because if you fail at it 70% of the time, you're a hall of famer" but that's not true. Pitches are hit almost every time a MLB batter swings, whether it be a foul ball or a fair ball, whether it's an out or not. It was amazing last year that Stamkos scored on just under 20% of his shots...because the average goalie saves over .900 of shots faced. So that makes scoring in the NHL a fair amount harder than hitting a baseball. If you take any random pro hockey player and have him play in a men's league baseball game he will do fine. If you put any random baseball player in a hockey game, almost none of them will be able to stand up and move without falling down, let alone play. You VASTLY over estimate the amount of people that can skate decently enough to play hockey...and like I said, just because someone can skate doesn't mean they can play hockey. I hope that argument isn't "too spirited" but, I've grown up playing and have coached both sports..hockey is far more complex to teach or play. Geez, 20 years on one team!? That's awesome!
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I played pond hockey growing up. Does that count
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Daddy x 4
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used to play, coach my oldest. Can't afford to play these days as my money goes to the kids fees. He's playing on a travel ice and inhouse ice team as well as a travel roller hockey club. Dad is broke these days 3 teams is expensive.
Gomez is skating with the Sharks if you need him. Would have figured a few other teams would try to get him given their condition. |
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