Limerick Thread! - Page 110

icehog3 · 08-02-2011, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Doctorossi · 08-02-2011, 02:46 PM

I can't fish in a golf cart,

icehog3 · 08-02-2011, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

I can't fish in a golf cart,

Or putt with a fish part,

VTDragon · 08-15-2011, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

I can't fish in a golf cart,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Or putt with a fish part,

I wonder which would be chosen by Captain Kirk?

VTDragon · 08-15-2011, 01:58 PM

New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,

irratebass · 08-15-2011, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,

Had the Tequila, had the lime

Doctorossi · 08-15-2011, 02:07 PM

But I'm working this morning,

icehog3 · 08-15-2011, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,

Quote:

Originally Posted by irratebass

Had the Tequila, had the lime

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

But I'm working this morning,

And my desk, I'm adorning,

TheTraveler · 08-15-2011, 09:08 PM

While dreaming of smoking a Sublime.

TheTraveler · 08-15-2011, 09:08 PM

NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump

icehog3 · 08-15-2011, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump

This fella seemed quite the chump,

TheTraveler · 08-15-2011, 09:22 PM

His eyebrows were missing

icehog3 · 08-15-2011, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

This fella seemed quite the chump,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

His eyebrows were missing

Most likely from pissing,

Doctorossi · 08-15-2011, 10:27 PM

on the fire that was toasting his rump!

Doctorossi · 08-15-2011, 10:28 PM

NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

icehog3 · 08-16-2011, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

VTDragon · 08-16-2011, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

Revenge from an old client perhaps?

icehog3 · 08-16-2011, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

Revenge from an old client perhaps?

Taking a bit too much off too many chaps,

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 06:21 PM

Then seen with their wives all a'kissing.

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 06:22 PM

NEW:

There once was a man who smoked Nubs

08-02-2011, 02:46 PM	#2182
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! I can't fish in a golf cart, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

08-15-2011, 01:58 PM	#2185
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Back from vacation, I had a good time, __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

08-15-2011, 02:07 PM	#2187
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! But I'm working this morning, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

08-15-2011, 09:08 PM	#2189
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Limerick Thread! While dreaming of smoking a Sublime. __________________ "My life is my own."

08-15-2011, 09:08 PM	#2190
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I saw a man sit on a stump __________________ "My life is my own."

08-15-2011, 09:22 PM	#2192
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Limerick Thread! His eyebrows were missing __________________ "My life is my own."

08-15-2011, 10:27 PM	#2194
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! on the fire that was toasting his rump! __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

08-15-2011, 10:28 PM	#2195
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing... __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

08-16-2011, 06:21 PM	#2199
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Limerick Thread! Then seen with their wives all a'kissing. __________________ "My life is my own."

08-16-2011, 06:22 PM	#2200
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: There once was a man who smoked Nubs __________________ "My life is my own."