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Old 05-14-2014, 06:06 PM   #1
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Old 05-14-2014, 06:30 PM   #2
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Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:38 AM   #3
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I don't wanna make excuses, I don't wanna lie
I just wanna get loose, with you tonight
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Old 05-15-2014, 06:02 AM   #4
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We can dance if we want to
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Old 05-15-2014, 07:18 AM   #5
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Old 05-15-2014, 09:49 AM   #6
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The woman I've been lovin'
Left with my best friend
That joker got lucky
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:08 AM   #7
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The silicon chip inside her head.
Gets switched to overload,
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold,
And he can see no reason.
'Cause there are no reasons.
What reason do you need to be sure.
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:38 AM   #8
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Going to the city
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:47 AM   #9
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na na na na na na na,
na na na na na na na,
na na na na na,
na na na na na, yeaaaa

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Old 05-15-2014, 12:18 PM   #10
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reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin
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Old 05-15-2014, 10:21 PM   #11
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reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin

LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.
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Old 05-20-2014, 01:41 PM   #12
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LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.
Cool...gonna go give it a listen. I love her voice. Natalie, that is. Not sure I've ever heard the other two. Maybe something from that awards show twerk video with the son of the Growing Pains dude. Sigh....get off my lawn.
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Old 05-16-2014, 06:44 AM   #13
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If you ever go back in the Wooly Swamp
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Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:35 PM   #15
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Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?
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Burning the booze just destroys my soul,
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Two all-beef patties
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John Jacob Jingleheimer....
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Yes, I also sing the guitar solos.
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