Limerick Thread! - Page 101

Stephen · 04-21-2011, 05:02 AM

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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

icehog3 · 04-21-2011, 09:31 AM

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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

VTDragon · 04-23-2011, 09:45 PM

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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

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Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,

Gophernut · 04-25-2011, 08:53 AM

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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

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Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

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Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,

To catch a glimpse, some will act like twits,

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 09:51 AM

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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

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Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

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Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,

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To catch a glimpse, some will act like twits,

Don't they know that those two are both inbred?

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 09:51 AM

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

VTDragon · 04-25-2011, 10:24 AM

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 10:30 AM

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

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As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

So now there's Game Seven,

Gophernut · 04-25-2011, 12:51 PM

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

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As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

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So now there's Game Seven,

Luongo may give up eleven,

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 01:35 PM

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

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As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

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So now there's Game Seven,

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Luongo may give up eleven,

And Western Canadians will chop off Luo's head.

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 01:36 PM

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Gophernut · 04-25-2011, 02:06 PM

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 02:24 PM

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

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Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

I can pay you in cash,

VTDragon · 04-25-2011, 02:36 PM

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

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Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

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I can pay you in cash,

Or, perhaps from my stash?

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 04:47 PM

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

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Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

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I can pay you in cash,

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Or, perhaps from my stash?

If I have to go in I will be filled with sorrow.

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 04:47 PM

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

Fordman4ever · 04-25-2011, 05:56 PM

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

When a fat man came in with a limp,

Brutus2600 · 04-25-2011, 06:50 PM

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

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When a fat man came in with a limp,

I asked what was shakin'

icehog3 · 04-26-2011, 12:52 AM

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

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When a fat man came in with a limp,

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I asked what was shakin'

He replied "monkey bacon",

Brutus2600 · 04-26-2011, 08:41 AM

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

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When a fat man came in with a limp,

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I asked what was shakin'

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He replied "monkey bacon",

Then he floated right off like a blimp

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