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Old 03-02-2012, 02:47 PM   #1
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....that's why I never started one Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah
Thats 3 more then Nebraska!!!!!
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:00 PM   #2
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Stephen, send me your addy, I will send you a tourist brochure
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:04 PM   #3
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Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:10 PM   #4
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Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.
Kevin is a biotch!!!
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:19 PM   #5
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Kevin is a biotch!!!
Now why you wanna go poke the sleeping bear? Tsk tsk, not a wise move, my friend.
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Now why you wanna go poke the sleeping bear? Tsk tsk, not a wise move, my friend.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:07 PM   #7
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Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.
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And do what, play with your Barbie dolls?
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:08 PM   #10
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You can only go up from here..
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:47 PM   #11
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Smitty oughta be just about done by now. He's been thoroughly roasted.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:13 PM   #12
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:52 PM   #13
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I am going to need to see thoroughly incinerated on-faux-coupon-sale charcoal.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Old 03-03-2012, 06:26 AM   #14
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He may be thoroughly roasted, but he won't stop.
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Old 03-03-2012, 06:55 AM   #15
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He may be thoroughly roasted, but he won't stop.
I be good now, I promise!
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Old 03-03-2012, 07:00 AM   #16
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Promises, promises.
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Old 03-03-2012, 07:15 AM   #17
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Is smitty the new Devan?
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Old 03-03-2012, 07:27 AM   #18
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Is smitty the new Devan?
Nah, Devan is actually likeable.
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Old 03-03-2012, 07:37 AM   #20
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