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Old 05-12-2014, 11:53 AM   #181
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Old 05-12-2014, 11:54 AM   #182
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Sittin' in the morning sun
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Old 05-13-2014, 05:40 AM   #183
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She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:07 AM   #184
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I'm alllllright!
Don't nobody worry 'bout me.
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:21 AM   #185
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Two for Tuesday.

Yeah, keep your eyes on the road your hands upon the wheel


I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head, that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says, "I need you here"
Ans it's half past four, and I'm shifting gear
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:25 AM   #186
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The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:55 AM   #187
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yes, I woke up with this one...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
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Old 05-13-2014, 11:16 AM   #188
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Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
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Old 05-13-2014, 11:59 AM   #189
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It ain't easy, livin' free, season ticket on a one-way ride...
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Old 05-13-2014, 04:54 PM   #190
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I want to fly like an eagle...
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Old 05-13-2014, 05:27 PM   #191
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Pack my bags
Don't be too slow
I should have quit you baby
A long time ago
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Old 05-13-2014, 05:36 PM   #192
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I swore I would love you to the end of time.........

And now I am praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think I can barely survive.
I never broke my promise or forget my vow, but God only knows what I can do right now
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Old 05-13-2014, 06:00 PM   #193
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Substitution mass confusion
Clouds inside your head
Involving all my energies
Until you visited
With your eyes of porcelain and of blue
They shock me into sense
You think you're so illustrious
You call yourself intense
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Old 05-14-2014, 03:53 PM   #194
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I can see clearly now the rain is gone
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Old 05-14-2014, 03:57 PM   #195
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It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
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Old 05-14-2014, 04:03 PM   #196
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It's a small world after all
Hey, this is supposed to be a fun thread, no need for vicious cruelty!!!

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On a long and lonesome highway, East of Omaha....
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Old 05-14-2014, 07:06 PM   #198
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Don't go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before
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Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
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Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your tiptoes
Don’t try “No-Doz”
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need a weatherman
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I don't wanna make excuses, I don't wanna lie
I just wanna get loose, with you tonight
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