what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 10

M1903A1 · 10-08-2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDudeAbides

The best way i can describe the flavor would be to have ya'll imagine licking the arse of one of those famous racing toads Mark Twain wrote about, just after it had finished a race across a pig pen, rendering plant, hospital waste dump, and an open sewer outside an Indian food restaurant.

Now THAT'S descriptive!!!!!

longknocker · 10-08-2010, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferrari5180

I would have to say Rocky Patel's Cameroon Especial. These things just were not in my alley. Anyhow, if you want to have a goo laugh, check this video out. I saw it the other day and I could not stop laughing.

http://www.stogiereview.com/2007/03/...imited-ligero/

Poor Jerry!

Love His Reviews!

10-10-2010, 09:31 AM

Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.

10-10-2010, 01:58 PM

not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist

Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...

hscmit · 10-10-2010, 04:38 PM

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

GTsetGO · 10-10-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Evonnida

not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist

Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...

all i can say is is wow on the taboo twist. i have thoroughly enjoyed each one i have lit up.

nick2021 · 10-11-2010, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by hscmit

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

+1...got an AB sampler that just didn't do it for me...plus two of them were plugged...kind've sucked!

Bill86 · 10-11-2010, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Ewingrules

Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.

Yeah none of them are GOOD, they are mediocre at best. I'm trying the champagne one next it's a $7 stick if it doesn't do it for me, nothing perdomo will.

GTsetGO · 10-11-2010, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by hscmit

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

it's not the worst i have smoke, but it didn't smack me in the face with the "got to have this in my rotation"

10-11-2010, 05:42 AM

lately a nine robusto started good but sucked big time half way

hscmit · 10-11-2010, 08:42 AM

^

It wasnt the worst cigar I have ever smoked, I think I had some reasonable expectations of being able to enjoy it, the overwhelming dry cedar taste just was very unpleasent

10-11-2010, 04:14 PM

The strangest thing happened the other day, the worst cigar I've had changed from the CAO America to an Oliva Serie V belicoso o_o it was so bad, i couldn't finish it, and the flavors were indescribably bad, but i have had the robustos frequently in the past and loved them, i wonder if it was the way it was stored in the b&m's humidor, but i was sick after 3" of that cigar

ade06 · 10-11-2010, 04:29 PM

An Acid Blondie hands down!!!

DBall · 10-11-2010, 04:32 PM

This one here was pretty bad:

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Originally Posted by DBall

Cigar #3

This cigar is a f***ing beast. 52 RG, over 6” long. The people I meet with weekly would get a huge kick out of me smoking something so uncharacteristically large…

1st/3rd:

Pre light draw is pretty much too easy… this thing is like a straw. A really, really fat straw. Lighting it and starting out, I’m really not getting anything from this flavor-wise at the very beginning. Just smoke. Blech… at this point I wonder if I’ll even be able to finish this thing. It’s the flavor of burning leaves being sucked through a big, fat straw.

Oh god… this is bad. I swear I just got chlorine, like I accidently got water in my mouth at a YMCA pool.

If it weren’t for the awful flavors that occasionally appear, there would be none.

2nd/3rd:

I figure this can’t get much worse, so I decided to pair it with a nice tall cup of bleach. The burning in my gullet and the feeling of corroding esophageal lining and stomach tissue offsets the pungent, acrid smoke this atrocity spews forth.

I am wondering if the Mr. Yuk sticker is on the box this came from. Smoking this makes me feel like Kermit in the “Sad Kermit – Hurt” video (look that up on youtube at your own risk… if you have a truly demented sense of humor, you may laugh quite a bit. I’d almost call it NSFW, but it is a muppet, after all…).

My throat feels like I swallowed a pitchfork. I don’t hate myself enough to finish this.

Score: -5,452,805,013 out of 10. This should be used as a method of torture… it tastes like unbridled sorrow.

Turned out to be an Illusione Epernay.

Ferrari5180 · 10-11-2010, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey

El Baton.

I felt like I went to a garbage dump and sucked on the incinerator chimney.

I found those to not be worth the money tbh. They are not awful, but I would not buy them again. As for Gurkha's, I have only tried the Assassins and I like them quite a bit. Now back on topic, the worst cigar I have ever smoked had to be a Rocky Patel - Cameroon Legend Toro. Shame on Rocky

cmitch · 10-15-2010, 10:31 AM

Like my profile says. I hate 'em! Damn them to cigar hell. Traumatizing. Tasted like an old woman's perfume smells.

11-16-2010, 02:01 PM

La Vieja Habana Maduro. Literally tasted like a dog turd...wrapped in maduro.

Thammy · 11-16-2010, 02:53 PM

Various Guantanemera sticks. Ew.

shilala · 11-16-2010, 03:01 PM

I'd like to get this out there again, just to save you guys the pain...
Padilla Miami original blend.
Padilla Achilles could be a close runner up, but although it made me gag, it was technically really well done. If you dig fresh green paint, you'd love it.

chippewastud79 · 11-16-2010, 03:23 PM

Puros Indios green label. Not even sure what its called, but it was absolutely awful

10-10-2010, 09:31 AM	#183
Ewingrules Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.

10-10-2010, 01:58 PM	#184
Evonnida Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...

10-10-2010, 04:38 PM	#185
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

10-11-2010, 05:42 AM	#190
jessejava187 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? lately a nine robusto started good but sucked big time half way

10-11-2010, 08:42 AM	#191
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? ^ It wasnt the worst cigar I have ever smoked, I think I had some reasonable expectations of being able to enjoy it, the overwhelming dry cedar taste just was very unpleasent

10-11-2010, 04:14 PM	#192
gijoey959 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? The strangest thing happened the other day, the worst cigar I've had changed from the CAO America to an Oliva Serie V belicoso o_o it was so bad, i couldn't finish it, and the flavors were indescribably bad, but i have had the robustos frequently in the past and loved them, i wonder if it was the way it was stored in the b&m's humidor, but i was sick after 3" of that cigar

10-11-2010, 04:29 PM	#193
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? An Acid Blondie hands down!!!

10-15-2010, 10:31 AM	#196
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Like my profile says. I hate 'em! Damn them to cigar hell. Traumatizing. Tasted like an old woman's perfume smells.

11-16-2010, 02:01 PM	#197
auburnfan1980 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? La Vieja Habana Maduro. Literally tasted like a dog turd...wrapped in maduro.

11-16-2010, 02:53 PM	#198
Thammy Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Tyler Location: Edmonton Posts: 81 Trading: (0)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Various Guantanemera sticks. Ew.

11-16-2010, 03:01 PM	#199
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I'd like to get this out there again, just to save you guys the pain... Padilla Miami original blend. Padilla Achilles could be a close runner up, but although it made me gag, it was technically really well done. If you dig fresh green paint, you'd love it. __________________

11-16-2010, 03:23 PM	#200
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Puros Indios green label. Not even sure what its called, but it was absolutely awful __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.