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Old 07-20-2012, 07:51 AM   #181
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Old 07-20-2012, 07:52 AM   #182
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:51 AM   #183
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My parents had a wall mounted one of these until the phone company switched from pulse to tone and the phone didn't work well anymore. That was around 1995. I got to be pretty quick with dialing that thing!
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:54 AM   #184
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I still have one of these -- it's in my garage (connected) and still works fine although the phone company keeps warning me that it could stop working at any time...
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:13 AM   #185
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In my first grade class, we had to stand and give our phone number. At the time mine was HU2-0377 or you could say it as Hudson2-0377.
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:37 AM   #186
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In my first grade class, we had to stand and give our phone number. At the time mine was HU2-0377 or you could say it as Hudson2-0377.
Yep. The days before area codes were required.

Our exchange was Dickens (DI) -- Dickens3 6614.
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Old 07-20-2012, 10:22 AM   #187
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I haven't had that number in 46 years, but it's right up front in the memory bank. Now if I could only remember what I had for breakfast today.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:08 PM   #188
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In my first grade class, we had to stand and give our phone number. At the time mine was HU2-0377 or you could say it as Hudson2-0377.
Mine was LO3-2530. LO was for Logan.
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:05 PM   #189
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:12 PM   #190
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:20 PM   #191
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correct! Or is could go with one of these too:

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Old 07-20-2012, 01:28 PM   #192
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correct! Or is could go with one of these too:

Awesome! I had both the gun and the bomb! The best was pounding an entire roll of caps with a rock or hammer. That made one heck of a boom!
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:50 PM   #193
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The funny thing is that the rolls of paper caps as they were back then would probably not be allowed as toy today... Yet we all survived just fine.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:00 PM   #194
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I remember needing this stuff too for another toy at that time:

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Old 07-20-2012, 02:05 PM   #195
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I used to shoot mine in the driveway. It created a nice echo effect, much to the dismay of the poor neighbor across the street.
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I learned the hard way never ever set it off inside the house. I remember dad's belt was formally introduced to my a$$ that day.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:43 PM   #197
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Yeah I do. I remember wondering why mine didnt look like the pictures on the box
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Yeah I do. I remember wondering why mine didnt look like the pictures on the box
Me too Kelly. I kept wondering why I didn't get the "hot mommy" sea monkey when I added water.
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Me too Kelly. I kept wondering why I didn't get the "hot mommy" sea monkey when I added water.
That was just you -- the rest of us got the "Hot Mommy" sea monkey!

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