what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?

[M1903A1]

Originally Posted by TheDudeAbides

The best way i can describe the flavor would be to have ya'll imagine licking the arse of one of those famous racing toads Mark Twain wrote about, just after it had finished a race across a pig pen, rendering plant, hospital waste dump, and an open sewer outside an Indian food restaurant.

Now THAT'S descriptive!!!!!

[longknocker]

Originally Posted by Ferrari5180

I would have to say Rocky Patel's Cameroon Especial. These things just were not in my alley. Anyhow, if you want to have a goo laugh, check this video out. I saw it the other day and I could not stop laughing.

http://www.stogiereview.com/2007/03/...imited-ligero/

Poor Jerry! Love His Reviews!

Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.

not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist

Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...

[hscmit]

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

[GTsetGO]

Originally Posted by Evonnida

not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist

Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...

all i can say is is wow on the taboo twist. i have thoroughly enjoyed each one i have lit up.

[nick2021]

Originally Posted by hscmit

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

+1...got an AB sampler that just didn't do it for me...plus two of them were plugged...kind've sucked!

[Bill86]

Originally Posted by Ewingrules

Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.

Yeah none of them are GOOD, they are mediocre at best. I'm trying the champagne one next it's a $7 stick if it doesn't do it for me, nothing perdomo will.

[GTsetGO]

Originally Posted by hscmit

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

it's not the worst i have smoke, but it didn't smack me in the face with the "got to have this in my rotation"

lately a nine robusto started good but sucked big time half way

[hscmit]

^

It wasnt the worst cigar I have ever smoked, I think I had some reasonable expectations of being able to enjoy it, the overwhelming dry cedar taste just was very unpleasent

The strangest thing happened the other day, the worst cigar I've had changed from the CAO America to an Oliva Serie V belicoso o_o it was so bad, i couldn't finish it, and the flavors were indescribably bad, but i have had the robustos frequently in the past and loved them, i wonder if it was the way it was stored in the b&m's humidor, but i was sick after 3" of that cigar

[ade06]

An Acid Blondie hands down!!!

[DBall]

This one here was pretty bad:

Originally Posted by DBall

Cigar #3



This cigar is a f***ing beast. 52 RG, over 6” long. The people I meet with weekly would get a huge kick out of me smoking something so uncharacteristically large…

1st/3rd:

Pre light draw is pretty much too easy… this thing is like a straw. A really, really fat straw. Lighting it and starting out, I’m really not getting anything from this flavor-wise at the very beginning. Just smoke. Blech… at this point I wonder if I’ll even be able to finish this thing. It’s the flavor of burning leaves being sucked through a big, fat straw.

Oh god… this is bad. I swear I just got chlorine, like I accidently got water in my mouth at a YMCA pool.

If it weren’t for the awful flavors that occasionally appear, there would be none.

2nd/3rd:



I figure this can’t get much worse, so I decided to pair it with a nice tall cup of bleach. The burning in my gullet and the feeling of corroding esophageal lining and stomach tissue offsets the pungent, acrid smoke this atrocity spews forth.

I am wondering if the Mr. Yuk sticker is on the box this came from. Smoking this makes me feel like Kermit in the “Sad Kermit – Hurt” video (look that up on youtube at your own risk… if you have a truly demented sense of humor, you may laugh quite a bit. I’d almost call it NSFW, but it is a muppet, after all…).

My throat feels like I swallowed a pitchfork. I don’t hate myself enough to finish this.




Score: -5,452,805,013 out of 10. This should be used as a method of torture… it tastes like unbridled sorrow.

Turned out to be an Illusione Epernay.

[Ferrari5180]

Originally Posted by Jbailey

El Baton.

I felt like I went to a garbage dump and sucked on the incinerator chimney.

I found those to not be worth the money tbh. They are not awful, but I would not buy them again. As for Gurkha's, I have only tried the Assassins and I like them quite a bit. Now back on topic, the worst cigar I have ever smoked had to be a Rocky Patel - Cameroon Legend Toro. Shame on Rocky

[cmitch]

Like my profile says. I hate 'em! Damn them to cigar hell. Traumatizing. Tasted like an old woman's perfume smells.

La Vieja Habana Maduro. Literally tasted like a dog turd...wrapped in maduro.

[Thammy]

Various Guantanemera sticks. Ew.

[shilala]

I'd like to get this out there again, just to save you guys the pain...
Padilla Miami original blend.
Padilla Achilles could be a close runner up, but although it made me gag, it was technically really well done. If you dig fresh green paint, you'd love it.

[chippewastud79]

Puros Indios green label. Not even sure what its called, but it was absolutely awful