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Old 10-20-2010, 11:52 AM   #1
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:27 PM   #5
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her groin was condusive
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:02 PM   #7
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A cigarette, I can smoke fast
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but a stogie, I like to make last
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And rarely do snuff it,
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Though snorting them gives me a blast.
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Swimming with gators and sharks,
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leaves my undies with skid-marks
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I try swimming backstroke,
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Until a dorsal fin, the water, it broke
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Going under, I was heard to scream" FARK " !
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A beautiful sunset, I just saw
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Resulting in skidmarks so darks!
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That last one is kinda questionable!

For a new one, how about:

There once was a Team of Eleven,
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