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05-14-2010, 02:39 PM
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First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny
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Honeymoon Accident
A couple marries and drives off on their honeymoon.
While driving to their destination, their desire for one another was so great, they couldn’t wait. The wife starts taking her clothes off and her husband’s and throws things out the window as they drive along. The husband lost his focus on the road and as result, they crash. She is thrown off him and he ends up pinned by the steering wheel. Her husband, in pain, cries out for help. She tells him she will go seek assistance and return. She realizes she is naked and looks all around the car to see if any clothing was left. All she could find was a shoe. She covers one breast and shakes her head. She covers the other breast and shakes her head. Finally, she covers her lower area and figures at least something is covered. She runs down the road and finds a gas station/convenience store open. Holding the shoe over her private area, she yells out “Please help me. We had an accident and my husband is stuck”. The clerk behind the counter looks at her and says mam, if he is in that deep, there is not much we can do for him.
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05-14-2010, 02:42 PM
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Re: Honeymoon Accident
LOL
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