post your favorite pick up lines - Page 3

kelmac07 · 05-11-2010, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

Courtesy of Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man:

Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.

Leon Phelps is the man!!

05-10-2010, 05:58 PM

I didn't really use pickup lines before I met my wife I just walked up to a table full of girls and tossed the meat on the table. Worked alot.

I waited tables for a while.
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SaltyMcGee · 05-10-2010, 09:00 PM

You know what would look good on you? Me.

RevSmoke · 05-10-2010, 09:44 PM

Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed.

Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring.

RevSmoke · 05-10-2010, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed.

Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring.

She's a Lutheran elementary school teacher, 5th grade, and she's got a tough group this year.

We'll celebrate 25 wonderful years together this June.

By the way, it is a cute snoring sound she makes.

05-10-2010, 05:58 PM	#2
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05-10-2010, 09:00 PM	#3
SaltyMcGee Gone munting... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jared Location: C-Bus, OH Posts: 334 Trading: (3)	Re: post your favorite pick up lines You know what would look good on you? Me. __________________ "It's a simple question doctor, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs!?"

05-10-2010, 09:44 PM	#4
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,887 Trading: (51)	Re: post your favorite pick up lines Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed. Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"