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Old 04-22-2010, 12:04 AM   #1
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Default How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

If the zombie apocalypse happened today, how long until you run out of cigars?

For me, if the humi came with me, and I couldn't restock, I'd probably last around 4 months at 3-5 smokes a day.

What about you?
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:05 AM   #2
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not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:07 AM   #3
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Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:10 AM   #4
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I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:12 AM   #5
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I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!
No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:14 AM   #6
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I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:07 AM   #7
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We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die.

If I couldn't make it, I'd be fine for a while. The best ones would go first though.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:14 AM   #8
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It would take me a very long time forme cause my xikar lighter would run out of butane in 5 min. And I would be sad cause I don't have another light.

Are these the brain eating zombies? Or are they more like beetlejuice? Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:19 AM   #9
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:21 AM   #10
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We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die...

Sounds like you would have a good reason to live
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:47 AM   #11
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Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:03 AM   #12
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Years.
Wait a minute, did you say zombie or zamboni? And why would I be afraid of a brain eating zamboni.
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Stupid sexy zombies.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:21 AM   #14
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Default Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

what if the zombies liked cigars, and you could toss cigars at them to slow them down if they are chasing you? like throwing raw meat to a angry junkyard dog?

how many bundles could you go through before you'd have to start throwing your more prized sticks?
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Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.
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Wait, arent Nub's rolled on the thighs of virgin Zombies?
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Default Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

Excellent question.... In a zombie apocalypse, I could smoke wherever I damn well pleased, so I would be good for a lot less time than I would like, say, about a month at 2-4 a day. Therefore: on my way to a safe location, I would raid the local B&M. Sure it's risky, but what's the point of surviving in a world without anti-smoking laws if you can't enjoy it? My route would look something like: sporting goods store(load up on ammo), B&M(load up on the real essentials), and then head to the Costco(plenty of food and water, tall concrete walls, and locking steel doors). Then camp out, light up a stogie, and pick off zombies from the roof when I got bored.
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Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.


I think I would run out of cigars well before I ran out of ammo.... although there would probably still be plenty of zombies

c'mon, don't you fools read? Gotta stock up on the swords too! ..... although..... It would be A LOT harder to smoke a cigar while wielding a sword.... kinda spoils the fun
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