Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW!

02-24-2010, 05:08 PM

Renault & Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus & calling it the Clitaurus. It comes in pink only and the average male car thief wont be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it that the car leaks transmission fluid around once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning.

This was sent to me by my LITTLE sister! LMAO.

Razorhog · 02-24-2010, 05:16 PM

Haha that's terrible! I like it!

G G · 02-24-2010, 06:17 PM

MedicCook · 02-24-2010, 06:22 PM

02-24-2010, 07:11 PM

lemme guess, none of the turn signals work and it has a 12" x 12" make up mirror that drops down with the visor.....

CBI_2 · 02-24-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

lemme guess, none of the turn signals work and it has a 12" x 12" make up mirror that drops down with the visor.....

and a GPS that always knows a better way to get where you are going even though you've driven it thousands of times.

Silound · 03-06-2010, 12:36 AM

Foreign models aren't capable of speeds over 30 MPH!

03-06-2010, 12:54 AM

Everyone knows Renault doesn't put out. What do you buy a car like that you get a free bowl of soup.

kelmac07 · 03-06-2010, 07:54 AM

Lol!!!

Skywalker · 03-08-2010, 07:40 AM

Oh my!!!

02-24-2010, 05:08 PM	#1
Tashaz Guest Posts: n/a	Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW! Renault & Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus & calling it the Clitaurus. It comes in pink only and the average male car thief wont be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it that the car leaks transmission fluid around once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning. This was sent to me by my LITTLE sister! LMAO.

02-24-2010, 05:16 PM	#2
Razorhog Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Beau Location: NE Arkansas Posts: 600 Trading: (4)	Re: Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW! Haha that's terrible! I like it!

02-24-2010, 06:17 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW!

02-24-2010, 06:22 PM	#4
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW! __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

02-24-2010, 07:11 PM	#5
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW! lemme guess, none of the turn signals work and it has a 12" x 12" make up mirror that drops down with the visor.....

03-06-2010, 12:36 AM	#7
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW! Foreign models aren't capable of speeds over 30 MPH! __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

03-06-2010, 12:54 AM	#8
Galaxie_xl Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW! Everyone knows Renault doesn't put out. What do you buy a car like that you get a free bowl of soup.

03-06-2010, 07:54 AM	#9
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03-08-2010, 07:40 AM	#10
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