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Old 02-27-2010, 01:21 PM   #1
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Default Beware of gates!

(okay, the wife emailed me this...it made me cringe!)

Most of us have to drive through access gates at some point of our driving careers. We have had numerous incidents with gates swinging in the wind and hitting vehicles. This guy caught a gate that was probably hidden by the tree line as he rounded the corner.......



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Personally, I am truly impressed that there is NOT a wet spot or stain on that seat....because I KNOW I would have schatt and p*ssed all over myself!!!

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Old 02-27-2010, 01:25 PM   #2
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OMG! What are the odds?
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Old 02-27-2010, 01:25 PM   #3
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HAHA i was gonna say, what's so big about that crash then... DAMN!!!! too close for comfort
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Old 02-27-2010, 01:26 PM   #4
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Holy Chit!!! That's not cool at all.
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Ouch!!!!
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Old 02-27-2010, 02:26 PM   #6
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Mine retreated just looking at that pic.
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Old 02-27-2010, 02:30 PM   #7
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Oh man! That gives ya an uncomfortable feeling
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HAHA i was gonna say, what's so big about that crash then... DAMN!!!! too close for comfort
My thoughts exactly.
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Mine retreated just looking at that pic.
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I wonder how fast he was going?
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Old 02-28-2010, 09:31 AM   #11
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Yikes!!
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