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Have My Own Room
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff |
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Ain't Never Gonna Leave
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day smoking cigars, and spend all night with his buddy's drinking beer and smoking cigars stretching out the one that got away. There, now I feel better. Anybody want to come fishing? ![]() Peace of the Lord be with you.
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I saw my sig tag there
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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When and where.
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"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff |
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So much wisdom in this post.
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