Why Women Are Smart

CBI_2 · 02-02-2010, 01:06 PM

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

G G · 02-02-2010, 03:22 PM

Cuttin out the middleman.

TonySmith · 02-02-2010, 03:45 PM

Sounds about right

MedicCook · 02-02-2010, 03:47 PM

tuxpuff · 02-02-2010, 03:51 PM

good one!

ucla695 · 02-02-2010, 04:03 PM

Skywalker · 02-02-2010, 04:40 PM

Sneaky sneaky!!!

kelmac07 · 02-02-2010, 07:15 PM

Ouch!!

02-02-2010, 01:06 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Why Women Are Smart Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-02-2010, 03:22 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Why Women Are Smart Cuttin out the middleman.

02-02-2010, 03:45 PM	#3
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Re: Why Women Are Smart Sounds about right

02-02-2010, 03:47 PM	#4
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Why Women Are Smart __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

02-02-2010, 03:51 PM	#5
tuxpuff Feeling at Home Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Luke Location: Austin Posts: 877 Trading: (2)	Re: Why Women Are Smart good one!

02-02-2010, 04:03 PM	#6
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Why Women Are Smart

02-02-2010, 04:40 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Why Women Are Smart Sneaky sneaky!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-02-2010, 07:15 PM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Why Women Are Smart Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"