The Lost Child

CBI_2 · 01-28-2010, 09:29 PM

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,

"I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grampa"

The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

"Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big hooters."

kelmac07 · 01-28-2010, 09:44 PM

Yeah!! Go grandpa!!

G G · 01-28-2010, 09:54 PM

Grandpa is bad to the bone.

01-28-2010, 09:29 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Lost Child My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?" "Grampa" The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?" The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big hooters." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-28-2010, 09:44 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Lost Child Yeah!! Go grandpa!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-28-2010, 09:54 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: The Lost Child Grandpa is bad to the bone.